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the name's greed ([personal profile] nestingdevil) wrote2024-02-19 03:17 pm

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toothaches: (cool story bro tell it again)

[personal profile] toothaches 2024-11-19 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ Maurice looks down into his empty glass. ]

Well...the folks back home talk to me like I'm dumb. Probably 'cause I'm fat and don't have a good job and didn't finish college. It's like they either think I'm stupid or feel sorry for me and I can't...I can't stand it! Horas was supposed to teach me how t'be a vampire (I was a vampire) but he kept just...I dunno, fucking around. And then when we almost get caught by hunters they blame ME! And here, the angels all give me these looks...I ain't done nothin' to them! All I do is--don't tell nobody this--go to the library and read freakin' plays! If they want me to be a problem just so they can feel right, I'll BE a problem!

[ The more he speaks, the more he begins to get just a little heated. Maurice doesn't get heated over much. ]

And my boss is always tryin' to scare me and, I mean, it works, but I wish he wouldn't do that. I got enough to deal with outside of work!

[ His tail is lashing so hard behind him that he is tipping over chairs. ]

Okay--I want another drink. Make it stronger. Uh, please.
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[personal profile] admonish 2024-11-24 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
That suits me just fine, I’ll be there in ten minutes. Do you need anything while I’m up here?

And you know I’m not a china doll, I can handle your worst. They were adamant about the stipulation and I’d rather not spend the entire day getting punched by people unwilling to commit.
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action—

[personal profile] admonish 2024-11-25 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Greed? Are you down here?

[ He doesn’t reply back but, true to his word, he is walking into the basement less than ten minutes later, carefully descending to search for him. ]

It was far from a stupid question, by the way. It was my attempt to figure out what I could get you to thank you for helping me. Now you’ll simply have to settle for what is in this bag.

[ Which he waggles noisily to lure him out of whatever corner he is hiding in. Inside of it? An assortment of bath bombs which, after last month, he knows he enjoys. As if he was going to find himself in a strange bathroom and not survey it.

When Greed does emerge, he’ll find that Michael did opt to forego the suit in favor of something a bit more comfortable and casual, with his sleeves hiked up. Greed is right, best not to bloody up one of his suits. ]


Thank you for humoring me.
toothaches: (i swear to drunk im not god)

[personal profile] toothaches 2024-11-30 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Living by your own rules sounds so cool...but also kind of lonely. He wonders if this cool cat ever feels lonely. He makes it look so easy. ]

I thought the extra drink was my ask...

[ He grabs his drink and takes a moment to appreciate the unique smell before taking a sip. Oh! That's different! He likes it a little more than the Widow actually. ]

Uhmmm...let's see.

[ His usual electric nerves that run through him when In A Social Situation have started to quiet their incessant buzzing. His shoulders un-hunch and he rolls his head from one side to the other as if making sure to coat all surfaces of his brain with the alcohol.]

Can I pet you? You're like a...big kitty.

bugbeverage: (hollerin)

[Text] un: bioexorcist

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-12-03 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
greed you hear about people that dont fuck even though they clearly want to???????? in the afterlife? where nothing matters? you know about this shit?????
Edited 2024-12-03 23:32 (UTC)
bugbeverage: (pshhh)

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-12-04 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
something something work comes first something something

but work ends EVENTUALLY?????? AND THEN WHAT??????

you know Big Daddy Lucifer's brother? good pal of mine, helped me with a lot of shit, but then he turns around and does this??
bugbeverage: (ontheroof)

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-12-04 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
as much as i hung out with lucifer i never did get to know a lot about him. same with mikey

come on man!!! hes the devil!!! you gotta have it bad for the devil!!!
bugbeverage: (prayin)

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-12-04 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Beetlejuice puzzles over what else Greed could mean. He's sure Michael won't talk. He's tried to talk to him about his feelings before, but he just kept deflecting to BJ's--which worked because even if he's learned empathy he's still pretty self-absorbed. ]

it cant hurt to try. maybe a few drinks and a little karaoke will loosen him up
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NOT HERE—

[personal profile] admonish 2024-12-04 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ When the day of Judgment comes a-knocking, he is so not putting in a good word for you fuckers. ]
bugbeverage: (lmao)

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-12-04 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
that i can do! on it, boss!

[ Beetlejuice will ponder on secrets for a little while. ]
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[ text ] un: godsgoodestboy — let us pretend it is mid-month, idek

[personal profile] admonish 2024-12-04 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Following the fiasco with tea, he finds himself locating his phone to send out a short, but sweet, message to Greed. Of everyone here, he knows he will not ask unnecessary questions.

Because this? This is something he will take to his grave. ]


I’m going to have to take a rain check on tonight, something came up and I am not myself at the moment.

Please give Miss Kamora my regards, I sent someone to deliver her fish. Thank you for understanding.
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[personal profile] admonish 2024-12-05 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
When I make appointments, I am in the habit of keeping them. It might not offend you but it bothers me.

If you have to go out in it, be careful. It could be the calm before the storm, I don’t trust this place to make us anything less than miserable during the holidays.

Fool me? Not at all, it is just common courtesy. Underestimating her capabilities would be foolish for any man, she did not get where she is today by being a pushover. Respect is earned.


[ An even longer pause: ]

It would be ill-advised to come here. I will leave it out there nonetheless.
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[personal profile] admonish 2024-12-05 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
I am a creature of habit, yes, but at least it means I am rarely out of sorts. There is nothing wrong with having a routine, it staves off the monotony of the day.

I have a sneaking suspicion that, even if the world was coming to an end, you would venture outside if something caught your eye. In short: I’m not surprised you would travel in this. Stay warm, please. If you need warmer clothes then ask, I will bring them to our next meeting.

I know for a fact that she would, and so do you.

Not this. It is precisely because it is so out of the ordinary that I am suffering. You have seen me at my worst, however, yes. Which is why I am being candid about this.

Greed. I haven’t locked my door since the last time you snuck in here. It is more of an office than a room, so it will always be open. Knowing what awaits them if they do, no one else has been foolish enough to enter without permission. There is nothing if value for them here.


[ When he drops by to scoop up Kam’s prize, there is also a reusable grocery bag containing a bunch of winter apparel for men, women and children. Unlike a certain thieving rogue, he purchased these with his own money. ]

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