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the name's greed ([personal profile] nestingdevil) wrote2024-02-19 03:17 pm

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toothaches: (Man there was this one time...)

[personal profile] toothaches 2025-01-09 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! ]

[ Maurice reaches out and plops a hand between Greed's ears and gives him a good pet. His fur is so soft! Maurice strokes the giant cat man's head and ears and the side of his nec (if he can reach it) for a long moment. It's so nice to pet a kitty. Until he died, he's been allergic. And animals in general didn't like him much when he was a vampire.]

[ Greed's proposal makes sure Maurice doesn't get totally lost in the sauce. He withdraws his hand, satisfied, and takes up his glass again. His brows drift up as he processes what Greed has said. ]


Like a job...? I mean...the radio station doesn't take up a whole lot of my time. I never thought of working in a bar b'fore...could be interesting. What d'you need help with?
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sob why do i keep losing tags

[personal profile] admonish 2025-01-13 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Two days, that must be a record amount of silence coming from you.

I realize saying that this isn’t necessary is pointless, so I will take it — but not out. I am feeling less than festive and I just so happen to know a place that makes the best noodles up here. They deliver.

It seems I’ve developed a taste for them. So your accountant can keep his secrets for now.

Dress nicely. Sleeves are optional.


[ He might be smiling on his end for this one. ]
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[personal profile] admonish 2025-01-13 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Was it? I believe I remember someone telling me all is fair in love and war.

[ He watches the whole display, noting how quickly the ice melts. Well, at least someone is equipped to deal with this weather. Were he anyone else, he might have been a little jealous but the warm clothing, as long as it isn’t cumbersome, is not a huge imposition. Tedious maybe, but not to the degree of warranting the jealousy. ]

Impressed? Don’t be absurd, it will take more than fancy footwork and ingenuity to impress me, Greed, but you’re well on your way. Let’s take care of that pride now, before your head gets so large that you’re unable to fit in the elevator for the ride down.

[ His attention lingers on the chunks and he nearly grins. This may be all in good fun but (aside from the Purge) it has been a long time since he was able to move like this. He is both thankful and impressed. ]

No, I would never expect you to root for anyone but the underdog. The underdog has everything going against them, much like the outcasts that flock to him, but everything to gain. When one feels they have nothing to lose, that is when they feel the most alive.

[ Michael digs a heel into the snow-covered earth to give himself a better foothold when he snaps his wings in an attempt to thwart the oncoming distraction. It is somewhat successful but appears to leave him wide open to both snowballs.

Funny enough, he lets the first one strike him in the face and shakes his head to clear his vision. He snatches up the wrist of the hand going to dump the snow and tries to twist it, letting the snow flurry over the top of his head instead. He hasn’t even begun to get into this fight yet, snow is not the only weapon available to him.

But there is no pride in his eyes when he hooks his foot around Greed’s leg to try and knock him off balance — just enough to make him stumble forward a little so he is easier to reach. Why? Well, all six of his wings create a loose cocoon around them both as he leans up, catches him by the chin and locks their lips together. Soft and hesitant but lingering.

When he pulls back, he is still close enough to smell him, to taste the lingering hint of nicotine on his mouth. But is there victory in his eyes? No, he looks so incredibly torn. Finally, nonchalantly, he begins to withdraw. ]


I yield. [ With a snap of his fingers, the vest reappears on Greed. Now that is a cheap parting shot. ] I suppose that makes this your win.
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my brain is ghosting me right now

[personal profile] admonish 2025-01-16 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Enlighten me. What has kept you so busy? It’s been too quiet without you scaling my balcony.

[ He, meanwhile, is fussing with paperwork at his desk. Plans for the future of the upcoming reintroduction of the self-defense course. This is a worthwhile distraction. ]

Even Heaven is mindful of those wanting to spend the holidays with their families. Evidently there are Christmas specials on. How does 7PM sound?

[ Despite the fact that the cat is blind, Argus looks at him in a way that has him making a face. Everyone is judged eventually. ]

Is it complicated or does he simply know what he wants? He seems like a man who prefers control rather than chaos, I expect that trickles into his dining choices as well.

[ Hold on a moment now, the door? He never uses the front door, so he laughs it off. ]

Are you going to serenade me too? If I had a heart, it would be fluttering. The door is unlocked, as requested.
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enya starts playing in the distance

[personal profile] admonish 2025-01-18 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
I enjoy your company, it would be strange if I didn’t miss you, wouldn't it? I will take your word for it, something tells me I won’t like the details if I try and pry further.

[ Not even a question at this point, he knows he has his claws in questionable people and things. ]

You know me too well. Very well, I will save it until you get here. Just give me a few minutes to make the room presentable.

[ Mike. Mike. His room is so clean that someone could perform surgery here and never worry about the field. No, there is another reason he wants time — he wants to make himself presentable.

Of course not, but it can be. Let me rephrase. Anyone who works for you needs to have a certain level of patience and an ability to look the other way. I mean that with the utmost respect, of course. Complication is practically a guarantee.

[ Pfft! He is waiting to see if he will deny it outright or cop to it. ]

You missed an opportunity to appall me with your humor, color me surprised. So I will do it for you: aren’t you always hard? Due to your Shield.
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[personal profile] admonish 2025-01-20 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ War is always serious, no matter the species. This is why the offspring of animals partake in playful spars of their own to prepare them for a predestined life that favors the continuation of their bloodlines rather than love, a life wrought with danger. Love is something they cannot afford in their even shorter lives, it is kill or be killed.

Even so, love and war will always go hand in hand.

But as much as he might be dwelling too harshly on the words, he is finally letting go. He is doing what everyone here has asked him to, to stop living for people other than himself when those people are not here. As unfamiliar as it might be, it does feel nice.

The smile on his face is almost boyish and his attire, at least his shirt, is partially untucked and lightly wrinkled. His hair? Unkempt. But the way Greed stands there without a word has him thinking he has over-stepped his boundaries. A disadvantage in a battle would normally have him retreating to find a better vantage point, where he could take the time to assess and troubleshoot.

He does not have that here, not when he feels his escape halted by claws. Not to rip or tear, but just to encourage him to stay. If he had a heart, it would be rattling in his chest like a pinball. As it stands, a breath that is unnecessary to take catches in his throat to give away his anticipation. ]


Don’t take part in a battle with that kind of attitude, things can change quickly.

[ A reprimand, sure, but his tone is soft and somewhat fond, as his hand finds the hand that grabbed him. For a moment, all he does is gingerly stroke at the claws, still wrapping his mind around the fact that he did this at all. To be so impulsive is unlike him. ]

I don’t know if it was the right choice, but it was a choice. My choice. Does that count for anything? [ Michael never tries to avoid his gaze. In fact, he seems to be looking so intently, like he expects the answer to his unease will be there. Only when he finds nothing does he start to shy away a fraction.

What is done is done and now he is at a loss. What happens now? Is it wrong of him to think that seeing him the following day won’t be a problem? He did not do this for a guarantee, not for a taste of something forbidden or any other frivolous claim. A kiss is typically reserved for humans, and they are not human, to breed connection, but it also be a show of respect.

No, even he knows he didn’t do this for that reason.

Should he apologize? No, at least not after he feels himself easing forward so their foreheads can meet. The warmth, as big a contrast as the man himself, has Michael sinking against him, his wings drawing back to reveal the display. He does not care who sees, that alone startles him.

Before making contact and closing his eyes, blue meets red as he takes in the glow. Quietly, more to himself than to his company: ]


Patience is a virtue.
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[personal profile] admonish 2025-01-21 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
No? I suppose something like that is hard to discern through a text message. All the same, it still stands true. I appreciate the honesty, even though I already know that you say you do not lie.

[ Argus is looking at him again. Ah, a truth for a truth, he supposes. ]

My hotel room is immaculate but I am not. The next month is going to be a blur, I have been working on something and getting a building ready to renovate for it. Ten minutes is all I need, then you may come by.

[ Well, he is far from wrong there, Michael has no idea what goes on behind the scenes, just what he has witnessed for himself. ]

I believe that would make you a shrewd businessman, wouldn’t it? Considering your trade, it is no wonder people come to you. They know you will be discreet.

[ Michael, of course, knows he got a laugh out of him. ]

Please give me some credit, I spend an awful lot of time in Hell. I would be more concerned if I didn’t pick up a thing or two.

Ten minutes. If I don’t answer, let yourself in.
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wreck that shit, my inbox is ready for it

[personal profile] admonish 2025-01-22 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ His voice rings out from his bedroom: ] Why would I invite you over if I wasn’t here?

[ Michael sounds amused and the sound of a chair being pushed in, followed by the soft rustling of material, fills the room. He doesn’t step out immediately, running his hands through his hair to try and make himself presentable. This is so awkward, he has never been concerned about things like this before. ]

Did you mean what you said about helping out? I can pay you for your time, of course. It wouldn’t be for free. Name your price, I’ll be paying anyone who wants to be an instructor as well. I want to make sure what the students are taught is done correctly.

[ He steps into view wearing a nice suit of his own and has actually attempted to tame his hair — attempted because it still sticks up on the sides. That is what took him so long, and the fact that it still looks wet. Because it is. His hair tends to fluff up when it dries.

When he emerges, he makes no secret of the fact that he is sizing Greed up. Slow and steady, those bright blue eyes scan him over from his toes to the top of his horns, appreciatively taking in his effort. He knows how he feels about sleeves. ]


You look nice, thank you. The food should be here soon, I took the liberty of ordering a handful of different things. Though I’m sure they will pale in comparison to the spice of Hell. [ Despite the fact that he just put it on, he shrugs out of his coat and drapes it over the back of a chair, rolling his sleeves up. Perhaps choosing a white suit when eating notoriously messy food was a bad idea but he tried.

When he hoists them up a little too high, he reveals the scars on his arm. Upon noticing, he rubs at them awkwardly before gesturing to the living room to offer him a seat. They are a blemish, an imperfection, and while he typically appreciates reminders, this one is different. Everything is as immaculate as ever save for his desk, which is nearly piled high with hand written notes and details about the self-defense topic. Everything from hand-to-hand combat to magic, he has left no stone untouched and it shows in his face.

He looks a little tired, with a soft dark hue under both eyes. ]


You really couldn’t help yourself, could you? I would make a second key for you but I think breaking into my room would lose its magic if you couldn’t pick the lock.

[ And he has to keep him coming back somehow. It is a small price to pay for good company. ]

What was all that about my righteousness? I’m really not as rigid as you think I am. When you’re so accustomed to showing one face to people, everything else tends to get left behind. It just took time for me to hit my stride, as they say.
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[personal profile] admonish 2025-01-26 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ The ice chunks catch his attention, causing him to look away just long enough to trace their path. His amusement kicks back in when he finds himself wondering why Greed didn’t bother to use this blatant distraction to pick up another handful of snow and dump it on him. ]

On that you definitely know better, I’m an angel of many words. Even when I fight I try to minimize damage and talk my so-called enemies down. I might have limited what I said, but I would still talk to you openly like this.

[ The expression gives him pause because he has always been able to read him, much to the displeasure of the former homunculus. But here and now? He finds himself at a loss, as want isn’t typically something he deals with, not in this manner. If the circumstances were different, he might have teased him for the soft expression. For now, he quietly relishes in it. ] Yes, my choice. I have you to thank for that.

[ A laugh, a mere exhale through his nose, is all he gets about his bad habit while he tilts his head into the touch. Oh, his movements are a little awkward but he has the spirit. When they are nose to nose, he closes his eyes. ]

You could say that but you know it won’t do any good, and it is what I want. You’ll have to excuse the execution because, for once, I’m flying blind here. It’s strange, being close enough to smell and taste someone. A show of intimacy that I never thought I would take any part in.

[ Annd there he is, right back to the Sin he knows he is. The indignation is splashed across his face. ]

Ideas, he says. [ He scoffs at the insinuation, his feathers bristling behind him. There are no ideas in his head at the moment, just a vast, endless void of static and dial-up tones. Michael reaches up to touch the corner of his mouth where his teeth nipped, looking vaguely startled. ]

Banishing me to my room like a child, you’re very audacious, aren’t you? As it just so happens, I was planning on going back after I returned the vest. You should go back before Miss Kamora starts wondering where her prize is. I did text her to let her know you would be picking it up.

[ He closes his eyes, letting out a soft sigh at the fingers through his hair. Leave it to Greed to be mindful of his appearance for him, as well as try to protect his virtue. ]

Thank you for the distraction but, if I worried about someone seeing us, I wouldn’t have lowered my wings. Remember that. [ His voice drops to a whisper, his expression softening into something that almost comes off as tender. The small amount of embarrassment he will feel later is a problem for future Michael. ]

Goodnight, Greed.
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guess who can’t sleep again

[personal profile] admonish 2025-01-26 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Michael catches himself staring a little too long and coughs in an effort to cover his tracks. This terrible, he is trying too hard to keep himself from doing something foolish when there is no need. He flat out told him that he doesn’t care which should be a blessing, but it only seems to compound his anxiety.

Finally: ]
Touché.

Perish the thought, I know who I’m dealing with. Whatever your price, I will pay it. It’s worth every penny if it means everyone has a better understanding of how to defend themselves. Heaven or Hell, it doesn’t matter where they come from. If they are willing to learn, I am willing to teach them everything I know.

[ Putting on one of his more knowing smiles, he walks over and proceeds to circle Greed, reaching out to check the lines of the suit. His tail only makes those noises in certain instances. ] A suit that was practically tailor-made for you, plucked unknowingly off of a shelf. What a fortunate find. If you’re able to find more of these suits, you should grab them — even if I know you dislike the sleeves.

[ He shrugs his shoulders about the food, briefly pursing his lips. ] I remembered you were partial to the spicy noodles, so I purchased two of those. Everything else came highly recommended by a few other residents so, if you do dislike anything, I can’t take the full blame.

Busy? That’s certainly an understatement, I’ve written so much that I feel like my arm is going to fall off. I volunteered to help Lute when she was still here, so I’m expanding on her idea. I know some people won’t want to delve into serious training, so I want to offer self-defense and other options. They don’t have to be a novice.

[ There it is, the million dollar question. Again, he traces out the visible part of his scars. ] I’m worried that it’s been too quiet lately, I think we’re long overdue for another perilous ordeal. I’m not omniscient however, so I suppose I’m just basing all of this on a gut feeling. Do you think I’m overreacting? [ He eyes the slanted paper and tries to ignore it, though he eventually reaches over to straighten it out again. ]

One day someone is going to push you off of the balcony. You saying that makes me want to test my knowledge and see if I can disprove your claim. [ When Greed extends his arms, Michael’s hands jolt out to protect a stack of paperwork within tipping distance. He never comes close enough to disturb it but he does tap a finger against his chest regardless. ] If you knock over my paperwork, I will be the one throwing you off the balcony. That’s three days of work, I’ve filed the rest away.

Be that as it may— [ He reaches out to adjust the sunglasses when he notices they’ve gone crooked. ] —fun can quickly turn into something else. Be mindful of where you’re sneaking. [ This insufferable man, why does he like him again? He rolls his eyes and groans at the wink before putting his finger to his lips to shut him up.

He looks like he wants to say something but the doorbell rings, causing him to draw away and turn on a heel to start for the door. ]
Don’t destroy anything while I’m gone, please. [ But it takes less than thirty seconds for Michael to call back to him, sounding more than a little anxious. ]

Greed? [ When he reappears, he has no less than four full bags of food clumsily hanging from his arms. Three meals per bag, he will never admit that he didn’t check the order twice or even see what he was paying for it. So, now they have more than half of the menu to choose from between appetizers, soup and entrees. ]

I really hope you’re hungry.
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text: un: bioexorcist

[personal profile] bugbeverage 2025-01-30 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ Greed will find a couple of messages waiting for him on his phone. The first is an image depicting one Mr. Beetled Juice taking a photo of himself from behind thanks to being able to contort his body in all kinds of horrible ways. He's wearing some tight leather pants. The second is:]

hey boss do these make my ass look big?
Edited 2025-01-30 01:28 (UTC)
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[personal profile] bugbeverage 2025-01-30 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
jus a sec

[ A second photo follows. Beetlejuice has followed Greed's advice, though now he's taking a photo using the mirror. Where did his jacket and shirt go? MYSTERY!!! He's still wearing his tie though. He can be seen with his tongue in his teeth, grinning down at his phone. ]

hows this?
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[personal profile] bugbeverage 2025-01-30 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
yup!

ahh i see


[ A third photo arrives. Beetlejuice is mimicking Greed's composition to a T, though he is not as svelte as his boss, so the lip of his pants is somewhat eclipsed by a hairy stomach. ]

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