Well...the folks back home talk to me like I'm dumb. Probably 'cause I'm fat and don't have a good job and didn't finish college. It's like they either think I'm stupid or feel sorry for me and I can't...I can't stand it! Horas was supposed to teach me how t'be a vampire (I was a vampire) but he kept just...I dunno, fucking around. And then when we almost get caught by hunters they blame ME! And here, the angels all give me these looks...I ain't done nothin' to them! All I do is--don't tell nobody this--go to the library and read freakin' plays! If they want me to be a problem just so they can feel right, I'll BE a problem!
[ The more he speaks, the more he begins to get just a little heated. Maurice doesn't get heated over much. ]
And my boss is always tryin' to scare me and, I mean, it works, but I wish he wouldn't do that. I got enough to deal with outside of work!
[ His tail is lashing so hard behind him that he is tipping over chairs. ]
Okay--I want another drink. Make it stronger. Uh, please.
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Well...the folks back home talk to me like I'm dumb. Probably 'cause I'm fat and don't have a good job and didn't finish college. It's like they either think I'm stupid or feel sorry for me and I can't...I can't stand it! Horas was supposed to teach me how t'be a vampire (I was a vampire) but he kept just...I dunno, fucking around. And then when we almost get caught by hunters they blame ME! And here, the angels all give me these looks...I ain't done nothin' to them! All I do is--don't tell nobody this--go to the library and read freakin' plays! If they want me to be a problem just so they can feel right, I'll BE a problem!
[ The more he speaks, the more he begins to get just a little heated. Maurice doesn't get heated over much. ]
And my boss is always tryin' to scare me and, I mean, it works, but I wish he wouldn't do that. I got enough to deal with outside of work!
[ His tail is lashing so hard behind him that he is tipping over chairs. ]
Okay--I want another drink. Make it stronger. Uh, please.