Of course I know that, but you had to be a popular one with all the other things you had going on.

[ He slaps his hand down against something, sending a dull thud into the receiver as he has an inebriated epiphany. ]

Equivalent exchange! From now on, I’ll only sleep if you do. [ Not true, he will sleep after this whole fiasco. ] So sleep or we’ll both be miserable. You aren’t afraid of sleeping alone are you?

[ Of course he isn’t but that isn’t going to stop him from teasing a little. ] And how would you know that? I’m a great listener, so you should tell me one day.

I am perfectly capable of walking home. If you plan on carrying me I’m going to say no. [ He sounds downright insulted, even the sound of his feathers puffing up can be heard. But he’s quiet for a bit after he compliments him. ] .. I haven’t done it in a while, not since—

[ But then he hears the glass shatter and forces himself to sober up for a moment. ] Are you all right? What happened? [ The fact that he’s still talking after has him letting out a little sigh of relief. Maybe he did overdo it a little tonight. ] Next time you could come with us or we could go by ourselves? If you want to. Would that be strange?

[ He leans up against a wall, tilting his head back to rest against it. The smile on his face right now has nothing to do with drinks. ] So, does that mean you plan to give me another chance? How generous of you. Oh, and Greed?

[ Look at him, not being a pissant. Oh, wait, he forgot something. ] I missed you too.