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the name's greed ([personal profile] nestingdevil) wrote2024-02-19 03:17 pm

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"Welcome to HT&T answering service. Unfortunately, the asshole you're trying to reach hasn't set up shit. Leave your name (or don't), your number, and whatever the Hell (ha ha!) message you want. We don't get paid enough for this."

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[ She has to laugh at that as she drags her fingertips through her hair, flipping it haphazardly over her shoulder. Obviously, she didn't call him to drag him down, so she forces herself to play the happy-go-lucky card. ]

All work and no play, Greed. But I understand. Are you building a dungeon I don't know about it? Could be fun unless you're into dropping safe words. That could get boring fast.

[ Ha! This time when she reaches out, there's a soft clatter as she bumps the shot glass tower, and it comes crashing down. Thankfully nothing breaks but she seems to be amused by it. ] Marriage and family are a joke, what kinda person would settle down with a succubus? It's literally my job to make people horny, isn't that a deal breaker topside? What a fucking hassle.

Considering he's sucking dick now; I don't think he's missing anything I have to offer. [ Surprisingly there's very little bitterness there, he is free to screw who or whatever he wants. It's not the fact that they're not together anymore that bothers her, it's the way he went about ending things. ]

Aw, are you gonna come save me? [ The feed gets a little wobbly as she slides out of her seat and walks (read: stumbles) towards the exit. Once she's outside, she pans up to show him the name of the bar. Likely one of this Hell's biggest shitholes but the drinks were cheap, not that she's had to pay for anything tonight, and it was close to the hotel. With a groan, she leans back against the wall outside the door, flashing him her best smile. ]

Your boss could have your ass for that, maybe I should put in a good word.