"Welcome to HT&T answering service. Unfortunately, the asshole you're trying to reach hasn't set up shit. Leave your name (or don't), your number, and whatever the Hell (ha ha!) message you want. We don't get paid enough for this."
Beep.
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[Velvet could print out that's my princess and paste it on her wall. Or Veneer's wall, since she's in his room more often. She won't, but she'll wear it on the walls of her heart instead.]
no subject
and I'm not about to start!
I'll let you know what happens ☆