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Give a guy a minute! My last ten thousand years have been all about thinking about my regrets. I'm working hard here.
That so? Well, more for me.
[ and he's a shitty devil. anyway he's dipping his toes into flirting. just a little. hashtag send help. ]
I'm just a guy, remember? Sometimes guys need stuff. Who knows what, who knows when. But it happens.
First off, melt you down???????????
Secondly, good. Put it on speed dial. 💜
[ look the yellow heart seemed right to me but google told me that violet is the APPARENT color of pride so that's what he's sending i guess. what do i know. i thought purple would be lust but that's BLUE. ]
more huh? you sure youre up for that? i'm not the greed you know. but if thats what you want well. who am i to deny you?
[He's playing with fire, but he does not give a damn.]
ok luce just a guy. whats it you really need?
eh. i'll tell ya about it another time. doesn't matter anyway. no one here has tried yet. technically died a couple of times during that whole shadow thing but those are the kind i can come back from.
also you said it may or may not be great. great doesnt matter to me. good bad. right wrong. its all worth having
You say you're not the Greed I know like that's a bad thing.
[ look, sometimes the fire plays back! ]
Depends. I'll get back to you on that.
Yeugh, just the sound of it. Well, I know my healing still works here, so if you run into anything you need help with for that, I'm your man!
Finding worth in everything, huh?
It's a setting on your phone that lets you have a short list of people you want to be able to contact right away so you don't have to look through every name in your contacts.
I can help you set it up sometime, if you wanted. Best to show you in person.
no its not a bad thing. a lot of the ones from your hell just have the whole wrong idea because of him. mammon wouldn't know avarice if it fucking bit him in the ass
what i mean is that i'm insatiable. i'm selfish. it's what i am and what i'll always be. but that doesn't mean it's a bad thing either
eh. don't push yourself if you don't have to. i don't think i've done enough for someone to go through that kind of effort. once was enough and i'm not lookin for a repeat
?? you and the rest. you got this all down huh? could come in handy
Just because my brother has no fucking idea what real greed and avarice are doesn't mean I don't, I assure you.
Be insatiable. Be selfish. Be exactly what the sin is supposed to be. I would never ask you to be anything you aren't. Show me the real fucking thing like I've never been able to see it.
It's not pushing myself. Healing others is easy-peasy! I do hope you won't need it though.
I've had plenty of time to get used to technology! I don't mind helping out with that.
[ he can do this. he can. he remembers his pep talk with oz. ]
oh i like that sound of that. would be good not to have to explain myself for once
HA fuck all right you asked for it. don't forget now. no regrets. besides i cant be anything but me so we'll see if you have the stomach for it. though if anyone does i'm sure it would be you. wouldn't it?
yeah well. i heal just fine. takes a bit and it's messy so we'll cross that bridge when and if we get there.
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That so? Well, more for me.
[ and he's a shitty devil. anyway he's dipping his toes into flirting. just a little. hashtag send help. ]
I'm just a guy, remember? Sometimes guys need stuff. Who knows what, who knows when. But it happens.
First off, melt you down???????????
Secondly, good. Put it on speed dial. 💜
[ look the yellow heart seemed right to me but google told me that violet is the APPARENT color of pride so that's what he's sending i guess. what do i know. i thought purple would be lust but that's BLUE. ]
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more huh? you sure youre up for that? i'm not the greed you know. but if thats what you want well. who am i to deny you?
[He's playing with fire, but he does not give a damn.]
ok luce just a guy. whats it you really need?
eh. i'll tell ya about it another time. doesn't matter anyway. no one here has tried yet. technically died a couple of times during that whole shadow thing but those are the kind i can come back from.
also you said it may or may not be great. great doesnt matter to me. good bad. right wrong. its all worth having
[Squints.]
whats a speed dial
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[ look, sometimes the fire plays back! ]
Depends. I'll get back to you on that.
Yeugh, just the sound of it. Well, I know my healing still works here, so if you run into anything you need help with for that, I'm your man!
Finding worth in everything, huh?
It's a setting on your phone that lets you have a short list of people you want to be able to contact right away so you don't have to look through every name in your contacts.
I can help you set it up sometime, if you wanted. Best to show you in person.
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what i mean is that i'm insatiable. i'm selfish. it's what i am and what i'll always be. but that doesn't mean it's a bad thing either
eh. don't push yourself if you don't have to. i don't think i've done enough for someone to go through that kind of effort. once was enough and i'm not lookin for a repeat
?? you and the rest. you got this all down huh? could come in handy
pick a time and a place. yours or mine
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Be insatiable. Be selfish. Be exactly what the sin is supposed to be. I would never ask you to be anything you aren't. Show me the real fucking thing like I've never been able to see it.
It's not pushing myself. Healing others is easy-peasy! I do hope you won't need it though.
I've had plenty of time to get used to technology! I don't mind helping out with that.
[ he can do this. he can. he remembers his pep talk with oz. ]
Tomorrow night. Yours.
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HA fuck all right you asked for it. don't forget now. no regrets. besides i cant be anything but me so we'll see if you have the stomach for it. though if anyone does i'm sure it would be you. wouldn't it?
yeah well. i heal just fine. takes a bit and it's messy so we'll cross that bridge when and if we get there.
tomorrow night. my place.
see you then handsome
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Call me the curious cat that always comes back. I want to know, so show me. No regrets.
Here's to not getting there.
See you then.
Be ready for me, Greed. 7PM.
[ it's a threat. a threat of a good time. ]