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oh i like that sound of that. would be good not to have to explain myself for once
HA fuck all right you asked for it. don't forget now. no regrets. besides i cant be anything but me so we'll see if you have the stomach for it. though if anyone does i'm sure it would be you. wouldn't it?
yeah well. i heal just fine. takes a bit and it's messy so we'll cross that bridge when and if we get there.
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HA fuck all right you asked for it. don't forget now. no regrets. besides i cant be anything but me so we'll see if you have the stomach for it. though if anyone does i'm sure it would be you. wouldn't it?
yeah well. i heal just fine. takes a bit and it's messy so we'll cross that bridge when and if we get there.
tomorrow night. my place.
see you then handsome
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Call me the curious cat that always comes back. I want to know, so show me. No regrets.
Here's to not getting there.
See you then.
Be ready for me, Greed. 7PM.
[ it's a threat. a threat of a good time. ]