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[A blurry picture accompanies this message, very clearly pointed so that azul and envy can't see what she's doing. their faces aren't quite on screen, but it's clear the both of them are just... hanging around with her.]
we're eating chicken
its been kind of fun they're idiots but they're funny.
if you say so. just make sure he doesnt do anything to you mn? and if he does you'll tell me.
you'll tell me right ?
[It's through text, so it would be impossible to see that look. But maybe, it's clear enough.]
its good though. he needs to learn what this whole thing is about. what it's like. he didn't come with me when i left so its going to take him a bit to get used to things
do me a favor and make sure azul knows the deal. the deal about how it works around here. or else him and i will be having a little chat
oh i'll tell you. but he probably wont. It would be against our contract ♥
i'll let azul know whats up but he's not as big and bad as he acts. as squishy soft as ven
[There's more dirt she could give Greed on all that... but for now, she sits on it. No need to waste good information when she could hold it over Azul's head when she needs something.]
oi dont even get me started vel. these people here. i dont know what happened but it doesnt sit right with me. guess i should start teaching them huh ? their worth
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gag me
azul was kind of a mess so i get it
guess its more than just a contract
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azul doesnt know what he's dealing with. he'll figure it out. or he won't. his choice.
so i've been hearing. ah sorry you had to deal with all that
you're not stil there are you?
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we're eating chicken
its been kind of fun
they're idiots but they're funny.
vy thanked me like 15 times
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[Thankfully, it's tame. Weird, but tame.]
[It takes a few minutes before he replies.]
think that's the first time i've heard someone callin spending time with envy fun
he is an idiot
??? he did what ???
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[and... he's a lot like her. the similarities aren't lost on her. If Envy can't change, become something people want, then she...]
anyway he said thanks like 800 times just for going to get him so we could go get azul
but it was funny and dramatic so its not like he had to
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you'll tell me right ?
[It's through text, so it would be impossible to see that look. But maybe, it's clear enough.]
its good though. he needs to learn what this whole thing is about. what it's like. he didn't come with me when i left so its going to take him a bit to get used to things
do me a favor and make sure azul knows the deal. the deal about how it works around here. or else him and i will be having a little chat
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i'll let azul know whats up but he's not as big and bad as he acts. as squishy soft as ven
[There's more dirt she could give Greed on all that... but for now, she sits on it. No need to waste good information when she could hold it over Azul's head when she needs something.]
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i've seen him before. you might think he is but he can be just as nasty as the rest of us. he'll do well with envy if he can keep up
and if he doesnt? well
i'll remind him that it's not a good idea to mess with whats mine huh
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it's not like the one Val wrote me.
im just taking the networking approach to getting things done
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yeah well. sounds like lover boy's up and left. a shame. [Not.]
your ambitions always so nice to hear. keep it up. keep going until no one gets in your way
took your advice by the way. the dating one. still dont get it but seems to be the thing people around here understand
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hes gone and so is the gold in my mouth. more room for new accessories
see i told you its fine. you just have to speak their language
who did you go out with?
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yeah i suppose you do. just make sure they're fair huh?
ah well. do you you really want to know?
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[Gotta keep 'em wanting, right?]
you could say he's the brightest star hell's got the offer
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Angel?
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morningstar
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oh the dealmaker on the internet the other day?
[What was it he said he was? The devil from the bible?]
charlies dad??
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yeah sure we'll call him that
[He needs a second. Yeah, he is a Dad, isn't he?]
[First time for everything.]
thats the one. met her too. good kid. was workin too hard though
[Which ... why is she working that hard? Why are they working at all? Do they ... need money? Or is that just a thing?]
but eh i'm not exactly the type of guy you bring home to meet a family huh? probably best not to mention it
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so how does it work? think i got it right the first time but
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idk id bring you home lol. but i'll keep your dirty devil secret for you
when i come around next i'll show you i have to show you the printer too anyway. and i'll teach you other stuff too
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don't they know who theyre talking to?
yeah well. youre different. im pretty sure most people wouldn't make the same choice. can't blame em
woould be a good idea. we didnt have all this. suppose they didnt need it what with the state alchemists and all. eh
want me to grab somethin for the trouble?
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mmmm
surprise me!!
i want to hang w you again anyway
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i'll order something in. you ok with spice ?
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you're such a great example~
and I'm GREAT with spice. Bring it on
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uh huh. keep up with that flattery princess and see where it gets ya hm ?
good. found this ghost pepper ice cream i wanna try. imp runnin the joint says its hotter than the flames of any hell. i wanna see if he's right
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speaking of have i told you lately you're my favorite? Bring on that ice cream
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