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[nestingdevil]

"Welcome to HT&T answering service. Unfortunately, the asshole you're trying to reach hasn't set up shit. Leave your name (or don't), your number, and whatever the Hell (ha ha!) message you want. We don't get paid enough for this."

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Comments

[outrageon]

if anyone can teach them how to flaunt what theyve got it's you

you're such a great example~

and I'm GREAT with spice. Bring it on

[nestingdevil]

ehh we'll see about that. they're all pretty stubborn. itd be a whole lot easier if they just got it. ah well we'll get there

uh huh. keep up with that flattery princess and see where it gets ya hm ?

good. found this ghost pepper ice cream i wanna try. imp runnin the joint says its hotter than the flames of any hell. i wanna see if he's right

[outrageon]

if flattery's what you want I can give it to you ⋄

speaking of have i told you lately you're my favorite? Bring on that ice cream

[nestingdevil]

don't think i gotta spell it out for ya. i'll always take more 💖

yeah yeah sure. i'll get it for ya. thanks again by the way

[outrageon]

[Behind her screen, she is delighted by his use of emojis.]

then I'll keep it up for you, handsome

any time 💜💜💜