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...You drink all the time! And it doesn't do anything for you? There's so much awful stuff out there and you willingly just-- Eugh. [Envy grimaces, holding his hands up and scooting away a bit.] Next, you'll be telling me you fuck for the exercise. What's wrong with you?
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