"Welcome to HT&T answering service. Unfortunately, the asshole you're trying to reach hasn't set up shit. Leave your name (or don't), your number, and whatever the Hell (ha ha!) message you want. We don't get paid enough for this."
Beep.
➥ Text | ➥ Message | ➥ Video | ➥ Action | ➥ Redial
Hey man, I’m gonna level with ya. I’m broke as fuck, I don’t like sittin’ around and I need to beat the shit outta someone.
Soo.. [ look, she has never asked for a job in her life. call it the benefits of being part of the En family. immediately, her voice returns to that playful, sing-song tone. ]
You hiring? .. Oh, shit, I’m supposed to hype myself up, right? I can rip a guy‘s arms off and can pick up some heavy shit! Like the angel guy in the cool suit who looks like he hasn’t gotten laid in a while.
Maybe he’s just shy, or his dick is small. Some dudes treat it like a disability. Ah, I’m not here to judge..
[When the call comes in, he isn't sure what to expect. He doesn't know Noi as well as he would like, but first impressions? Oh, do they mean a lot. And she he had left one. Not everyone (no one, really) has the balls to come at Kamora like that.]
[So, when the Sin answers, it's with a too-obvious smile on his lips, a pleased hiss behind his teeth, and all the worst things about him.] Funny, I could use more muscle around here. Things being as they are and all.
[Greed circles a glass with his claw, tuning it between the liquor and the ice.] I'm always hiring. It just depends on what you want. Working for me is a little different, chief. [He swallows against one of his teeth, if only to wet his throat.] But no, you already proved yourself the first time we met. Ha - ! You really have a set on ya to say that shit to Kamora.
[Then Noi drops something about an angel (there's only one person that could be), and the former homunculus laughs, really laughs; the sound of it cracking against the phone, echoing against the bar, only to chime back through every single bottle in his collection.]
GAHAHAHA! Oh, next time you see the Accountant, make sure you mention that, hmn? [Because he knows damn well just how much Nanami Kento fucks. But it'd be funny, and they could all use a little more humor around here.]
Come by whenever you're free. [Greed clicks a pen to scribble something down.] And then, we can have a little chat about your employment. Sound fair enough?
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
audio; un: no1
Soo.. [ look, she has never asked for a job in her life. call it the benefits of being part of the En family. immediately, her voice returns to that playful, sing-song tone. ]
You hiring? .. Oh, shit, I’m supposed to hype myself up, right? I can rip a guy‘s arms off and can pick up some heavy shit! Like the angel guy in the cool suit who looks like he hasn’t gotten laid in a while.
Maybe he’s just shy, or his dick is small. Some dudes treat it like a disability. Ah, I’m not here to judge..
no subject
shehe had left one. Not everyone (no one, really) has the balls to come at Kamora like that.][So, when the Sin answers, it's with a too-obvious smile on his lips, a pleased hiss behind his teeth, and all the worst things about him.] Funny, I could use more muscle around here. Things being as they are and all.
[Greed circles a glass with his claw, tuning it between the liquor and the ice.] I'm always hiring. It just depends on what you want. Working for me is a little different, chief. [He swallows against one of his teeth, if only to wet his throat.] But no, you already proved yourself the first time we met. Ha - ! You really have a set on ya to say that shit to Kamora.
[Then Noi drops something about an angel (there's only one person that could be), and the former homunculus laughs, really laughs; the sound of it cracking against the phone, echoing against the bar, only to chime back through every single bottle in his collection.]
GAHAHAHA! Oh, next time you see the Accountant, make sure you mention that, hmn? [Because he knows damn well just how much Nanami Kento fucks. But it'd be funny, and they could all use a little more humor around here.]
Come by whenever you're free. [Greed clicks a pen to scribble something down.] And then, we can have a little chat about your employment. Sound fair enough?