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Eh. You’re calling me a boar because I’m strong right? That’s cool! I just call it like I see it
Ah, that’s okay! I can heal from stuff like that, I had my head chopped up once. It sucked. Bullet in my head, half my body blown up.. people are assholes
See, I don’t like using names if I don’t get them from the person myself. Kamora, then! Badass name for a badass cat. I’m Noi but you can give me a cool nickname too if you wanna
"Cool" is not the word I would use. You really do not understand, do you, Chuck?
Is that so. Oh, how I would enjoy a fight between you and Fuck Boy so very much. It is unfortunate he has rules. A dense homunculus is as good as a dense man, but our bargain is. Acceptable.
Will you fight in my ring? Will you bleed and lose your head and tear them apart for me? Will you show me all that you are made of Tenderloin? If so, I may forgive your past transgressions.
You will be Chuck or Tenderloin to me. Wear it well. I have decided it for you, and so it shall be.
I am looking forward to your answer. About your fight. However, should you be so inclined to seek me out in the future DO NOT WASTE MY TIME m̶̲͗e̷͇̋a̶̪̅ť̶̹ ̷̬̀s̸͇̍u̷̬͑i̶̛̳t̷͈̿ and remember to speak quickly.
Heh. That just means we gotta fight when the doors close, I won’t hurt him that bad. If I do, I’ll just heal him.
I don’t wanna piss you off and I like fighting. I’ll do it! But if I win ten battles, you let me touch your belly. You guys like deals, yeah? If I lose, what do you want?
Hey, I’ve been called worse. I’ll take it! I like meat anyhow
[ oh snap, she could feel that murderous intent through the phone! does it make her pump the brakes? absolutely not. ]
Oh shit, I felt that through the phone! You’re gonna get my blood pumping
That is a trait the two of you share. Like cockroaches, it seems. It would be amusing.
Yes, well, you have barely begun to "piss me off" as you put it. You have irritated me. Little more. But do ⱤɆ₥Ɇ₥฿ɆⱤ ɎØɄⱤ ₱Ⱡ₳₵Ɇ.
If that is your wager, then I suppose I would be a fool to refuse. I will smile when your teeth shatter upon my bars. I will watch with glee as your body comes back together, only to be torn apart again and again. I will look at you upon high when your blood soaks my floors, and you will have asked for it.
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filing kitty cat claws like
[Ok, no, she is.]
I will give you a moment, a brief moment mind, to reevaluate your word choice. Do you address all as such? With the eloquence of a boar?
I have a title. One that would split your ears in two and make what little is left of your skull boil like a kettle.
As such, I have been given a name. Names do suit your kind, do they not? You may call me by it. Kamora.
I am to assume you are Sausage Links. Meat Stack. But Chuck Eye seems far more appropriate.
What do you want?
s-so badass, let her get you a drink madam
Eh. You’re calling me a boar because I’m strong right? That’s cool! I just call it like I see it
Ah, that’s okay! I can heal from stuff like that, I had my head chopped up once. It sucked. Bullet in my head, half my body blown up.. people are assholes
See, I don’t like using names if I don’t get them from the person myself. Kamora, then! Badass name for a badass cat. I’m Noi but you can give me a cool nickname too if you wanna
Shit. I forgot what I was gonna ask
no subject
Is that so. Oh, how I would enjoy a fight between you and Fuck Boy so very much. It is unfortunate he has rules. A dense homunculus is as good as a dense man, but our bargain is. Acceptable.
Will you fight in my ring? Will you bleed and lose your head and tear them apart for me? Will you show me all that you are made of Tenderloin? If so, I may forgive your past transgressions.
You will be Chuck or Tenderloin to me. Wear it well. I have decided it for you, and so it shall be.
I am looking forward to your answer. About your fight. However, should you be so inclined to seek me out in the future DO NOT WASTE MY TIME m̶̲͗e̷͇̋a̶̪̅ť̶̹ ̷̬̀s̸͇̍u̷̬͑i̶̛̳t̷͈̿ and remember to speak quickly.
no subject
I don’t wanna piss you off and I like fighting. I’ll do it! But if I win ten battles, you let me touch your belly. You guys like deals, yeah? If I lose, what do you want?
Hey, I’ve been called worse. I’ll take it! I like meat anyhow
[ oh snap, she could feel that murderous intent through the phone! does it make her pump the brakes? absolutely not. ]
Oh shit, I felt that through the phone! You’re gonna get my blood pumping
CW: illustrative mentions of gore, teeth horror
Yes, well, you have barely begun to "piss me off" as you put it. You have irritated me. Little more. But do ⱤɆ₥Ɇ₥฿ɆⱤ ɎØɄⱤ ₱Ⱡ₳₵Ɇ.
If that is your wager, then I suppose I would be a fool to refuse. I will smile when your teeth shatter upon my bars. I will watch with glee as your body comes back together, only to be torn apart again and again. I will look at you upon high when your blood soaks my floors, and you will have asked for it.
For my stomach.
Īⱦ īꞩ ⱥ đēⱥł, Tenderloin.