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Heh. That just means we gotta fight when the doors close, I won’t hurt him that bad. If I do, I’ll just heal him.
I don’t wanna piss you off and I like fighting. I’ll do it! But if I win ten battles, you let me touch your belly. You guys like deals, yeah? If I lose, what do you want?
Hey, I’ve been called worse. I’ll take it! I like meat anyhow
[ oh snap, she could feel that murderous intent through the phone! does it make her pump the brakes? absolutely not. ]
Oh shit, I felt that through the phone! You’re gonna get my blood pumping
That is a trait the two of you share. Like cockroaches, it seems. It would be amusing.
Yes, well, you have barely begun to "piss me off" as you put it. You have irritated me. Little more. But do ⱤɆ₥Ɇ₥฿ɆⱤ ɎØɄⱤ ₱Ⱡ₳₵Ɇ.
If that is your wager, then I suppose I would be a fool to refuse. I will smile when your teeth shatter upon my bars. I will watch with glee as your body comes back together, only to be torn apart again and again. I will look at you upon high when your blood soaks my floors, and you will have asked for it.
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I don’t wanna piss you off and I like fighting. I’ll do it! But if I win ten battles, you let me touch your belly. You guys like deals, yeah? If I lose, what do you want?
Hey, I’ve been called worse. I’ll take it! I like meat anyhow
[ oh snap, she could feel that murderous intent through the phone! does it make her pump the brakes? absolutely not. ]
Oh shit, I felt that through the phone! You’re gonna get my blood pumping
CW: illustrative mentions of gore, teeth horror
Yes, well, you have barely begun to "piss me off" as you put it. You have irritated me. Little more. But do ⱤɆ₥Ɇ₥฿ɆⱤ ɎØɄⱤ ₱Ⱡ₳₵Ɇ.
If that is your wager, then I suppose I would be a fool to refuse. I will smile when your teeth shatter upon my bars. I will watch with glee as your body comes back together, only to be torn apart again and again. I will look at you upon high when your blood soaks my floors, and you will have asked for it.
For my stomach.
Īⱦ īꞩ ⱥ đēⱥł, Tenderloin.