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That is a trait the two of you share. Like cockroaches, it seems. It would be amusing.
Yes, well, you have barely begun to "piss me off" as you put it. You have irritated me. Little more. But do ⱤɆ₥Ɇ₥฿ɆⱤ ɎØɄⱤ ₱Ⱡ₳₵Ɇ.
If that is your wager, then I suppose I would be a fool to refuse. I will smile when your teeth shatter upon my bars. I will watch with glee as your body comes back together, only to be torn apart again and again. I will look at you upon high when your blood soaks my floors, and you will have asked for it.
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CW: illustrative mentions of gore, teeth horror
Yes, well, you have barely begun to "piss me off" as you put it. You have irritated me. Little more. But do ⱤɆ₥Ɇ₥฿ɆⱤ ɎØɄⱤ ₱Ⱡ₳₵Ɇ.
If that is your wager, then I suppose I would be a fool to refuse. I will smile when your teeth shatter upon my bars. I will watch with glee as your body comes back together, only to be torn apart again and again. I will look at you upon high when your blood soaks my floors, and you will have asked for it.
For my stomach.
Īⱦ īꞩ ⱥ đēⱥł, Tenderloin.