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If anyone is to blame, I’m fairly certain you jinxed it by talking about it.
Oh, yes, your equivalent exchange. Forgive me for making assumptions. [ he doesn’t even have to be in the same room with him to catch his utter disbelief. and his sarcasm. ]
I was giving them a chance to make up for all of the clerical errors, I hardly expected them to actively sabotage me.
I am though, admittedly, I’ve spent more time surveying Hell. I don’t mind coming to you if that’s the case. If you’re anything like Lucifer, I’m sure the pomp and circumstance of Heaven can be trying.
oi oi. now thats a little rude huh? you can blame me for a lot of things michael. but i think this one is a little beyond me isnt it
[Uh huh. He can practically feel that sarcasm, Feathers. Keep it up.] can't take credit for that either. it's how things work where i'm come from. alchemy ya? seems a fair enough way to do things
oh ho. ever think they just wanted to see you loosen up a bit? some humor might do you a bit of good blues
eh. dont worry about it. theres some things up there that i can't get down here anyway. besides got something ive been meaning to try. [The feather he received for a passing grade he did not deserve. But who is he to look a gift horse in the mouth? Of course, he doesn't know what it does yet.] got a list of supplies ive been meaning to get. we'll do this on your turf. after all youve already seen mine
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[They wouldn't be too hard to imagine.]
[And of course, he's assuming, and that makes an ass out of him, but considering their little talk, well.]
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this place is sure full of itself isnt it? suppose our little friends there couldnt pass on the opportunity. ha! im almost impressed
wasn't baring anything. dont get it all wrong again. you gave me a story and i gave you part of mine. it was an exchange. nothing more
[It was a little more than that, but like hell is he going to admit anything.]
well that was your first mistake. never trust the ones in charge michael. though goodest boy. HA thats a fucking hoot
[He had to. It's in his nature.]
get settled in. once youre done i'll come find you. i'm gunna guess youre upstairs. that right?
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Oh, yes, your equivalent exchange. Forgive me for making assumptions. [ he doesn’t even have to be in the same room with him to catch his utter disbelief. and his sarcasm. ]
I was giving them a chance to make up for all of the clerical errors, I hardly expected them to actively sabotage me.
I am though, admittedly, I’ve spent more time surveying Hell. I don’t mind coming to you if that’s the case. If you’re anything like Lucifer, I’m sure the pomp and circumstance of Heaven can be trying.
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[Uh huh. He can practically feel that sarcasm, Feathers. Keep it up.] can't take credit for that either. it's how things work where i'm come from. alchemy ya? seems a fair enough way to do things
oh ho. ever think they just wanted to see you loosen up a bit? some humor might do you a bit of good blues
eh. dont worry about it. theres some things up there that i can't get down here anyway. besides got something ive been meaning to try. [The feather he received for a passing grade he did not deserve. But who is he to look a gift horse in the mouth? Of course, he doesn't know what it does yet.] got a list of supplies ive been meaning to get. we'll do this on your turf. after all youve already seen mine