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If anyone is to blame, I’m fairly certain you jinxed it by talking about it.
Oh, yes, your equivalent exchange. Forgive me for making assumptions. [ he doesn’t even have to be in the same room with him to catch his utter disbelief. and his sarcasm. ]
I was giving them a chance to make up for all of the clerical errors, I hardly expected them to actively sabotage me.
I am though, admittedly, I’ve spent more time surveying Hell. I don’t mind coming to you if that’s the case. If you’re anything like Lucifer, I’m sure the pomp and circumstance of Heaven can be trying.
oi oi. now thats a little rude huh? you can blame me for a lot of things michael. but i think this one is a little beyond me isnt it
[Uh huh. He can practically feel that sarcasm, Feathers. Keep it up.] can't take credit for that either. it's how things work where i'm come from. alchemy ya? seems a fair enough way to do things
oh ho. ever think they just wanted to see you loosen up a bit? some humor might do you a bit of good blues
eh. dont worry about it. theres some things up there that i can't get down here anyway. besides got something ive been meaning to try. [The feather he received for a passing grade he did not deserve. But who is he to look a gift horse in the mouth? Of course, he doesn't know what it does yet.] got a list of supplies ive been meaning to get. we'll do this on your turf. after all youve already seen mine
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Oh, yes, your equivalent exchange. Forgive me for making assumptions. [ he doesn’t even have to be in the same room with him to catch his utter disbelief. and his sarcasm. ]
I was giving them a chance to make up for all of the clerical errors, I hardly expected them to actively sabotage me.
I am though, admittedly, I’ve spent more time surveying Hell. I don’t mind coming to you if that’s the case. If you’re anything like Lucifer, I’m sure the pomp and circumstance of Heaven can be trying.
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[Uh huh. He can practically feel that sarcasm, Feathers. Keep it up.] can't take credit for that either. it's how things work where i'm come from. alchemy ya? seems a fair enough way to do things
oh ho. ever think they just wanted to see you loosen up a bit? some humor might do you a bit of good blues
eh. dont worry about it. theres some things up there that i can't get down here anyway. besides got something ive been meaning to try. [The feather he received for a passing grade he did not deserve. But who is he to look a gift horse in the mouth? Of course, he doesn't know what it does yet.] got a list of supplies ive been meaning to get. we'll do this on your turf. after all youve already seen mine