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"Um, someone called Nobunaga Oda told me to contact you to get parts. I'm going to be building a gift for someone named Klaus. I could use parts of other projects too."
[She frowned at that kind of language, but steeled herself. This was for parts.]
"For the gift I need the parts to build a karaoke machine. So..."
[She then included a long list that had everything one needed to build a karaoke machine from scratch plus some others that... was it going to explode? And.. those articulated joints... was it going to walk...? What in the Goddess' name was she planning?]
"And then for my own project, to start..."
[And another long list, this one even more befuddling. Lots of things to make weapons and explosives but also... good luck charms? Servos? Computer chips and... ice cream. That was absolutely ice cream on the list.]
its a nickname chief. dont tell me hyou dont hve those where you come from
dont know much about robots or whatever a karaoke machine is. but i should be able to find some of the things on your list
[There's a pause before he answers again. Just who has Oda sent his way?]
ha! thatd be a little stupid friend since i am a demon now. but theres a couple of things ive been looking to do here. tell you what. i'll see what i can find. and then we can talk abou t what you can give me in return. fair enough?
"Y...You're a demon?!" [She asked horrified. Desire for parts warred with the fact that she was a Goddess and was supposed to be at war with the Demons. But they had just helped Hild... and she was as bad as they came. And there was Mara... She wished Belldandy was here to ask.... She... should probably get some good luck charms. Just to be sure....]
"I'm a Goddes..." [she said, still unclear why this wasn't obvious to anyone just instantly.] "We've been in a market share war with the Demons since what feels like forever.... But I've never met anyone named Greed among Demons or Goddesses or even humans...."
"Huh. Well, if you're not mechanical, I can't really fix you. Even if you are artificial. I mean... I am a genius so I could probably figure it out... but... I really probably should just stick to robots."
[And not Demons. She wasn't quite sure what would happen if she made a mistake - not that she ever would! Genius and all! But... still.]
"You called a bar a nest? What kind of birds could nest in that?" [Was it a chocolate bar? A candy bar? Or like a wooden bar or a metal bar? She was so confused. And as a genius with an ego larger than the Earth, she wasn't used to being confused this badly.]
"Um, a few hours before whenever the party for Klaus is..."
"Oh, Urd goes to karaoke for that mostly, I think. Well, except when she drinks her booze at the temple. But we can have fun lots of places. And spending money is best at a mechanical parts shop, isn't it?"
"Thank you for the parts, though." [She wasn't sure what that word meant though... Maybe his mispronounced peasant?]
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well that depends. what kind of parts are you lookin for exactly?
ah that partner of his. sure. let me know what you need and i can see what i can do
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"For the gift I need the parts to build a karaoke machine. So..."
[She then included a long list that had everything one needed to build a karaoke machine from scratch plus some others that... was it going to explode? And.. those articulated joints... was it going to walk...? What in the Goddess' name was she planning?]
"And then for my own project, to start..."
[And another long list, this one even more befuddling. Lots of things to make weapons and explosives but also... good luck charms? Servos? Computer chips and... ice cream. That was absolutely ice cream on the list.]
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i can get some of it but the rest is gunna be a bit tricky. i run a bar friend not a pawn shop. just what are you tryin g to make here?
[This is all coming up Automail mechanic for him. And the technology part? Oh, is that beyond him in every sense of the word. Still - ]
all right. i;ll see what i can do. but what are you planning on giving inn exhcnge? oda did tell you right? the name's not just a name friend
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"I'm trying to make a karaoke machine as a gift for someone, and some robots for me. And I can pay with my hands."
[Wait, what had Belldandy told her to say instead? Oh. Right.]
"I mean I can work for it. Want me to build something for you too? Like an anti-demon machine?"
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dont know much about robots or whatever a karaoke machine is. but i should be able to find some of the things on your list
[There's a pause before he answers again. Just who has Oda sent his way?]
ha! thatd be a little stupid friend since i am a demon now. but theres a couple of things ive been looking to do here. tell you what. i'll see what i can find. and then we can talk abou t what you can give me in return. fair enough?
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its hell friend. think that kinda comes with the territory. but dont get the wromng idea. like i said i wasnt a demon before this. ah doesnt matter.
dont tell me youre one of those. the self righteous sort. what did youu think i was? the name is greed afterall
Sorry, paid ran out >.<
no worries at all!
ah thats the thing. i was never a demon to begin with. not a humman either. homunuclus. wouldnt happen to know what that is would you ?
Re: no worries at all!
[That one she knew.]
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and i wasnt born like humans. none of us were. but we're artificial through and through. thats what i am. or was befre here
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[And not Demons. She wasn't quite sure what would happen if she made a mistake - not that she ever would! Genius and all! But... still.]
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so we;ll just keep it simple. drop by the nest in the next couple of days. shouldnt take me too long to find some of it
ah and is it just miss goddess or do you have a name ?
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"I'm Skuld, Goddess Second-Class, Type One (limited). Super genius."
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the nest. the devil's nest. it's a bar my bar
skuld then. pleasures all mine. so how fast do you need all this exctly?
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"Um, a few hours before whenever the party for Klaus is..."
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[SOS: Save Our Sin.]
the devil's nest sweetheart. its the name of it. its not. ahh jeez
its where people go to get drunk. or have fun. spend their money and spill some info. dont you have those where youre from?
hyeah yeah fine you;ll get it. just tell the little pissant he owes me
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"Thank you for the parts, though." [She wasn't sure what that word meant though... Maybe his mispronounced peasant?]
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eehh if thats what youre into i guess. wouldnt know. onmly needed an automail mechanic a few times
yeah yeah save your thankss woould ya ? dont need em. if you cant make it tell oda he can come grab whtever i find from the bar
and dont forget to tell him he owes me
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[Why does no one listen to him?]
[Ugh.]
ya ya dont mention it
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