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"I'm a Goddes..." [she said, still unclear why this wasn't obvious to anyone just instantly.] "We've been in a market share war with the Demons since what feels like forever.... But I've never met anyone named Greed among Demons or Goddesses or even humans...."
"Huh. Well, if you're not mechanical, I can't really fix you. Even if you are artificial. I mean... I am a genius so I could probably figure it out... but... I really probably should just stick to robots."
[And not Demons. She wasn't quite sure what would happen if she made a mistake - not that she ever would! Genius and all! But... still.]
"You called a bar a nest? What kind of birds could nest in that?" [Was it a chocolate bar? A candy bar? Or like a wooden bar or a metal bar? She was so confused. And as a genius with an ego larger than the Earth, she wasn't used to being confused this badly.]
"Um, a few hours before whenever the party for Klaus is..."
"Oh, Urd goes to karaoke for that mostly, I think. Well, except when she drinks her booze at the temple. But we can have fun lots of places. And spending money is best at a mechanical parts shop, isn't it?"
"Thank you for the parts, though." [She wasn't sure what that word meant though... Maybe his mispronounced peasant?]
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its hell friend. think that kinda comes with the territory. but dont get the wromng idea. like i said i wasnt a demon before this. ah doesnt matter.
dont tell me youre one of those. the self righteous sort. what did youu think i was? the name is greed afterall
Sorry, paid ran out >.<
no worries at all!
ah thats the thing. i was never a demon to begin with. not a humman either. homunuclus. wouldnt happen to know what that is would you ?
Re: no worries at all!
[That one she knew.]
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and i wasnt born like humans. none of us were. but we're artificial through and through. thats what i am. or was befre here
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[And not Demons. She wasn't quite sure what would happen if she made a mistake - not that she ever would! Genius and all! But... still.]
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so we;ll just keep it simple. drop by the nest in the next couple of days. shouldnt take me too long to find some of it
ah and is it just miss goddess or do you have a name ?
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"I'm Skuld, Goddess Second-Class, Type One (limited). Super genius."
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the nest. the devil's nest. it's a bar my bar
skuld then. pleasures all mine. so how fast do you need all this exctly?
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"Um, a few hours before whenever the party for Klaus is..."
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[SOS: Save Our Sin.]
the devil's nest sweetheart. its the name of it. its not. ahh jeez
its where people go to get drunk. or have fun. spend their money and spill some info. dont you have those where youre from?
hyeah yeah fine you;ll get it. just tell the little pissant he owes me
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"Thank you for the parts, though." [She wasn't sure what that word meant though... Maybe his mispronounced peasant?]
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eehh if thats what youre into i guess. wouldnt know. onmly needed an automail mechanic a few times
yeah yeah save your thankss woould ya ? dont need em. if you cant make it tell oda he can come grab whtever i find from the bar
and dont forget to tell him he owes me
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[Why does no one listen to him?]
[Ugh.]
ya ya dont mention it
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