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You are a flatterer. No Alastor, mind. But I will consider these a token that you will not come to test me.
Holidays are for the sentimental. I am not sentimental, nor will I ever be. But an exchange is an exchange, and it would not be equivalent if I did not offer one in return, would it, Little Turtle Dove.
And since I am feeling charitable to your otherwise meaningless status, I will let you decide when to use it.
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Christmas—
I’m well aware that this might be unnecessary, but I thought it suited you nonetheless. Happy Holidays, Kamora.
- M. ]
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Holidays are for the sentimental. I am not sentimental, nor will I ever be. But an exchange is an exchange, and it would not be equivalent if I did not offer one in return, would it, Little Turtle Dove.
And since I am feeling charitable to your otherwise meaningless status, I will let you decide when to use it.