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[nestingdevil]

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[nestingdevil]

happened then. dont know how but para was able to take on my stone when mine showed up. and since i'm not too interestd in doing it the other way

[Wait.]

ah ? a car ?

[bugbeverage]

who is para

what stone?

yeah it was a weird day lol

[nestingdevil]

para big guy blonde. used to be an ax. probably seen him around closer to when we close since he usually works in the back

ah right. a philosophers stone. thats how i was made. guess i havent told you about that yet have i ?

[bugbeverage]

oh i think ive heard of that but it was hundreds of years ago

so you were made huh? frankenstein style?

[nestingdevil]

have you now? eh. doesnt really matter. point is i wasnt born like most

not sure what a frankenstein is but it wasnt like i was pieced together showman. i'm a homunculus. a person that isnt really a person

[bugbeverage]

oh i get it!! nice! except for the person part. you're totally a person.

[nestingdevil]

? its not a bad thing if thats what youre thinking. we're artificial beetle. eh

youre a ghost right ? i mean before here. think of it like this. we dont have a soul of our own. none of us do. thats what it means to be a homunculus

[bugbeverage]

oh i guess so! i dont have a soul either lol

fine fine i was just making sure you weren't feeling down on yourself because i wont stand for that no sir

[nestingdevil]

? down on my

[Oh, and if that's not the funniest thing he's ever heard. Him? Down on himself? Greed shoves his elbow into a wall nearby and the boom of his laugh echoes down the hall.]

couldnt be down on myself even if i wanted to. little too selfish for that. besides what would i be down for ? might not have a soul of my own but that doesnt mean very much

? you dont ? thought being a ghost and all youd have one but ive been wrong before

[bugbeverage]

technically im a demon. demons. ghosts. wolves. coyotes. its not important!

[nestingdevil]

no its not. demon ghost never mattred to me what you are beetle. too many people get caught up on that and ive said it before. to me? its all good

eh nevermind. guess i should see what the rest of these springs do shouldnt i? let the accountant know we'll be openin late tonight would ya?