[ of course the boob-shaped eggs and BONEless chicken make the cut, both are laminated because BJ is a sick fuck. beneath them both is a sticky note that reads: dnt unless you wanna suffer the spin cycle again.
because seriously, who else would take them but him? it’s a pain in the ass to get new ones printed out! ]
:} cw: naughty shaped foods
because seriously, who else would take them but him? it’s a pain in the ass to get new ones printed out! ]