♠ what's your name because i'm impressed

( Happy 5:27 a.m. across the Murmur to you, brought to you by: the chirpiest man alive. )

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when — ♫ ...oh! Good morning.

How is everyone? Done snapping, biting or aggressively twirling your antennae at each other, yet? ( What an April it's been, eh? )

I don't suppose anyone might have a hunting knife or dagger to spare? I seem to have lost custody rights of my old reliable again. So funny how that keeps happening!

As for the second small matter... may I ask how everyone's efforts to end our luxurious vacation have been going, of late? Has there been return on anyone's investment to chat or trade body parts with our dear landlady?