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the name's greed ([personal profile] nestingdevil) wrote2014-02-25 08:48 pm

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[Greed's voice purrs out in metallic static. There's the faintest catch of the radio - something sultry, jazzy.]

"If you've got the number, it means I like ya. Sorry to disappoint, but I'm out right now - all work and no play. If you're looking for a face-face visit, head down to The Devil's Nest. I'll be glad to entertain."

[Thunk go a pair of boots.] "If you're looking for something personal, you know what to do."

[Click.]

* To Page This Person, Press 1. To Send a Numeric Page, Press 4 now.

[Beep.]
vengefulshades: (Maybe just one more)

[personal profile] vengefulshades 2014-05-23 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I actually had a question. Something I wanted to run by you before I make any assumptions.

[He goes quiet for a few seconds, as though considering his phrasing. This is all a big "what if" at this point, because if everything goes according to plan, then this won't be necessary.

However, it would be unlike Yomiel to be careless. Every loose end must be tied up.
]

You said your place is for people who aren't... normal. Right?
vengefulshades: (A dead man over my shoulder)

[personal profile] vengefulshades 2014-05-23 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm interested. I just needed to ask a few more questions first.

[Another pause. This time, there is the sound of metal clinking against metal. He's digging around in a toolbox.]

I'm working on a little project down here in Heropa. It's going well so far, but if it doesn't work out... I may need somewhere else to go.
vengefulshades: (Who could ask for more?)

[personal profile] vengefulshades 2014-05-23 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Now, who said this was a troublesome project?

[Let's not kid ourselves. It is. But Yomiel is fairly confident in his own ability to keep authority at bay. He managed it for years back home, and a guy like him always did well at hanging in the shadows.]

Like I said, it's going well. But I'm the type of guy who likes to have a backup plan. I think you'll find I'm a very trouble-free roommate.

[He chuckles at the offer of working for Greed. He was just about to get to that, actually.]

I wouldn't ask to stay there without making it worth your while, of course. I'm a man with a wide variety of skills.
vengefulshades: (Don't be afraid)

[personal profile] vengefulshades 2014-05-23 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's never good to take anything for certain. [He chuckles right back. Greed is sharp, a guy after Yomiel's own heart. And best of all, willing to make a deal even while hearing very few details.]

I can't be followed. My body is a different story. All I really need is a place to keep it safe and sound.

[A little thump as he drops a tool back into the toolbox, then slumps back against his chair.]

Other than that, I don't eat, drink or sleep. And I'm sure we can find something for a guy separated from his body to do for you.
vengefulshades: (It's only me)

[personal profile] vengefulshades 2014-05-23 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
It can be a closet for all I care. [Sort of has to be, given that Yomiel minus his ghost is literally a dead body. Such a thing would be bad for business. So shove him in a closet or a crawlspace and worry no more!]

I don't foresee it being a problem on my part. After all... the dead don't have regrets.

[He pauses another moment as he thinks of an idea.]

In fact, if it'd make you feel better, I could give you a free sample of sorts.
vengefulshades: (Leave your body at the door)

[personal profile] vengefulshades 2014-05-23 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be much obliged. I'm dead and immortal, but I still don't want anybody poking around it.

[Not to mention if his body goes missing, he'll just be a plain, old, regular ghost. Physically, anyway.]

Well, I don't know what kind of things you'd like to find out. Who you'd like to spy on. What kind of information you're interested in.

Whatever it is you want to know, I can get it. I can go in and out with nobody knowing I'm there, through the phone lines.
vengefulshades: (Maybe just one more)

[personal profile] vengefulshades 2014-05-23 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
All I really need is a working telephone somewhere nearby.

[Upstairs, in the building next door, he'll be able to reach it regardless.

Yomiel commits the name to memory.
]

It will be easy. A guy named a Holiday and a particular woman. Which woman might this refer to?
vengefulshades: (It's only me)

[personal profile] vengefulshades 2014-05-23 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as it's plugged in, it works. [No worries, Yomiel's apparently from a freak alternate dimension where rotary phones are commonplace.

A guy named Holiday and a woman named Lust. Friend of his, he guesses. Or "friend" of his. Either way, it's none of his business.
]

Don't worry. I don't get involved with things. I'll tell you whatever I find out, and that's all.