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there's a rat in the backroom, I need to know if you lost track of someone before I kill it
[Listen.
A demon cat who turns people into rodents just to eat them is a terrifying thing. Paracelsus ain't about to become a replacement.]
[Listen.
A demon cat who turns people into rodents just to eat them is a terrifying thing. Paracelsus ain't about to become a replacement.]
oh i like that sound of that. would be good not to have to explain myself for once
HA fuck all right you asked for it. don't forget now. no regrets. besides i cant be anything but me so we'll see if you have the stomach for it. though if anyone does i'm sure it would be you. wouldn't it?
yeah well. i heal just fine. takes a bit and it's messy so we'll cross that bridge when and if we get there.
tomorrow night. my place.
see you then handsome
HA fuck all right you asked for it. don't forget now. no regrets. besides i cant be anything but me so we'll see if you have the stomach for it. though if anyone does i'm sure it would be you. wouldn't it?
yeah well. i heal just fine. takes a bit and it's messy so we'll cross that bridge when and if we get there.
tomorrow night. my place.
see you then handsome
Did Fuckboy give you my line? Of course he did. Very well.
You are the new arms of the operation. Interesting that you and him have bonded in such a unique way.
Yes I did. How very thoughtful of you. Perhaps you are not as stupid as the rest of them.
Which backroom and when, Baby Boy.
You are the new arms of the operation. Interesting that you and him have bonded in such a unique way.
Yes I did. How very thoughtful of you. Perhaps you are not as stupid as the rest of them.
Which backroom and when, Baby Boy.
["Please don't call me that" is the first thing he types out, but decides against it in the end, deleting it quickly before he accidentally sends it out. No need to risk pissing her off.]
...is that what you call Greed? [Knowing him, he probably gets a kick out of his nickname. What Paracelsus wasn't expecting was the comment on their "unique" bond. Hm. How much do you know, Kam?] I didn't realize he was telling people about that already.
Stockroom, about a minute ago. It was behaving oddly, almost like it wasn't used to its body.
[Having firsthand experience with that, it's pretty easy for him to recognize-]
My guess is it doesn't have the instinct to know where to escape to either, so I'm certain it's still in here. Since I'm already in here, I can help block the door for you. Ma'am.
...is that what you call Greed? [Knowing him, he probably gets a kick out of his nickname. What Paracelsus wasn't expecting was the comment on their "unique" bond. Hm. How much do you know, Kam?] I didn't realize he was telling people about that already.
Stockroom, about a minute ago. It was behaving oddly, almost like it wasn't used to its body.
[Having firsthand experience with that, it's pretty easy for him to recognize-]
My guess is it doesn't have the instinct to know where to escape to either, so I'm certain it's still in here. Since I'm already in here, I can help block the door for you. Ma'am.
I call what you decree as Your Boss many things.
You smell of it. And now, you have given me the answer to a question I have been pondering over. You are very bad at negotiations, Baby Boy. You need to get better if you want to survive here.
But we shall see what to make of you.
Yes. Yes that is the little thing I am missing. A true fool. A feline has no lords or masters. He should have known not to test me.
Block the door with that big lug of a form you call a body. I will be in shortly.
You smell of it. And now, you have given me the answer to a question I have been pondering over. You are very bad at negotiations, Baby Boy. You need to get better if you want to survive here.
But we shall see what to make of you.
Yes. Yes that is the little thing I am missing. A true fool. A feline has no lords or masters. He should have known not to test me.
Block the door with that big lug of a form you call a body. I will be in shortly.
[Bad at negotiations?! Answered a question?! He thought his text was rather simple, surely he didn't give away THAT much information?!
...r-right?]
What did I just do?
[This cat.
She fucking terrifies him.
Which is exactly why he stays in the room, keeping an eye on Kamora's lost prey and making sure it doesn't scurry off somewhere. Poor fool. This is why he stuck to text, no need to let whoever this is know what he's doing.]
...r-right?]
What did I just do?
[This cat.
She fucking terrifies him.
Which is exactly why he stays in the room, keeping an eye on Kamora's lost prey and making sure it doesn't scurry off somewhere. Poor fool. This is why he stuck to text, no need to let whoever this is know what he's doing.]
I don't need explanations.
Call me the curious cat that always comes back. I want to know, so show me. No regrets.
Here's to not getting there.
See you then.
Be ready for me, Greed. 7PM.
[ it's a threat. a threat of a good time. ]
Call me the curious cat that always comes back. I want to know, so show me. No regrets.
Here's to not getting there.
See you then.
Be ready for me, Greed. 7PM.
[ it's a threat. a threat of a good time. ]
got that too did you ? this nights just been full of surprises huh
ah HAHAHA oh that's fucking rich
not sure i wanna think about little envy swappn spit with a guy. but i'm surprised he had it in him
supp se some things do change
not sure i wanna think about little envy swappn spit with a guy. but i'm surprised he had it in him
supp se some things do change
is tha t right? oh ho who would have thought. bt i guess it makes sense. out of all of them he's always been starved for attention
azul doesnt know what he's dealing with. he'll figure it out. or he won't. his choice.
so i've been hearing. ah sorry you had to deal with all that
you're not stil there are you?
azul doesnt know what he's dealing with. he'll figure it out. or he won't. his choice.
so i've been hearing. ah sorry you had to deal with all that
you're not stil there are you?
[A blurry picture accompanies this message, very clearly pointed so that azul and envy can't see what she's doing. their faces aren't quite on screen, but it's clear the both of them are just... hanging around with her.]
we're eating chicken
its been kind of fun
they're idiots but they're funny.
vy thanked me like 15 times
we're eating chicken
its been kind of fun
they're idiots but they're funny.
vy thanked me like 15 times
[Should he open up the image? Will he? Of course he will. It's if he should that's the question.]
[Thankfully, it's tame. Weird, but tame.]
[It takes a few minutes before he replies.]
think that's the first time i've heard someone callin spending time with envy fun
he is an idiot
??? he did what ???
[Thankfully, it's tame. Weird, but tame.]
[It takes a few minutes before he replies.]
think that's the first time i've heard someone callin spending time with envy fun
he is an idiot
??? he did what ???
ok i know hes a brat and totally always up to something but he IS fun. you can dress him up in anything and hes funny.
[and... he's a lot like her. the similarities aren't lost on her. If Envy can't change, become something people want, then she...]
anyway he said thanks like 800 times just for going to get him so we could go get azul
but it was funny and dramatic so its not like he had to
[and... he's a lot like her. the similarities aren't lost on her. If Envy can't change, become something people want, then she...]
anyway he said thanks like 800 times just for going to get him so we could go get azul
but it was funny and dramatic so its not like he had to
if you say so. just make sure he doesnt do anything to you mn? and if he does you'll tell me.
you'll tell me right ?
[It's through text, so it would be impossible to see that look. But maybe, it's clear enough.]
its good though. he needs to learn what this whole thing is about. what it's like. he didn't come with me when i left so its going to take him a bit to get used to things
do me a favor and make sure azul knows the deal. the deal about how it works around here. or else him and i will be having a little chat
you'll tell me right ?
[It's through text, so it would be impossible to see that look. But maybe, it's clear enough.]
its good though. he needs to learn what this whole thing is about. what it's like. he didn't come with me when i left so its going to take him a bit to get used to things
do me a favor and make sure azul knows the deal. the deal about how it works around here. or else him and i will be having a little chat
oh i'll tell you. but he probably wont. It would be against our contract ♥
i'll let azul know whats up but he's not as big and bad as he acts. as squishy soft as ven
[There's more dirt she could give Greed on all that... but for now, she sits on it. No need to waste good information when she could hold it over Azul's head when she needs something.]
i'll let azul know whats up but he's not as big and bad as he acts. as squishy soft as ven
[There's more dirt she could give Greed on all that... but for now, she sits on it. No need to waste good information when she could hold it over Azul's head when she needs something.]
yeah ? that ri ght ? just what kind of contract did you write up? clever little mink
i've seen him before. you might think he is but he can be just as nasty as the rest of us. he'll do well with envy if he can keep up
and if he doesnt? well
i'll remind him that it's not a good idea to mess with whats mine huh
i've seen him before. you might think he is but he can be just as nasty as the rest of us. he'll do well with envy if he can keep up
and if he doesnt? well
i'll remind him that it's not a good idea to mess with whats mine huh
see this is why i never have to worry about you do i. you know how this whole game is played. good job sweetheart
yeah well. sounds like lover boy's up and left. a shame. [Not.]
your ambitions always so nice to hear. keep it up. keep going until no one gets in your way
took your advice by the way. the dating one. still dont get it but seems to be the thing people around here understand
yeah well. sounds like lover boy's up and left. a shame. [Not.]
your ambitions always so nice to hear. keep it up. keep going until no one gets in your way
took your advice by the way. the dating one. still dont get it but seems to be the thing people around here understand
oh and are you the very best princess
yeah i suppose you do. just make sure they're fair huh?
ah well. do you you really want to know?
yeah i suppose you do. just make sure they're fair huh?
ah well. do you you really want to know?
[He waits. Holds it out. Seconds go by, a minute, two, three.]
[Gotta keep 'em wanting, right?]
you could say he's the brightest star hell's got the offer
[Gotta keep 'em wanting, right?]
you could say he's the brightest star hell's got the offer
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