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You smell of it. And now, you have given me the answer to a question I have been pondering over. You are very bad at negotiations, Baby Boy. You need to get better if you want to survive here.
But we shall see what to make of you.
Yes. Yes that is the little thing I am missing. A true fool. A feline has no lords or masters. He should have known not to test me.
Block the door with that big lug of a form you call a body. I will be in shortly.
[Bad at negotiations?! Answered a question?! He thought his text was rather simple, surely he didn't give away THAT much information?!
...r-right?]
What did I just do?
[This cat.
She fucking terrifies him.
Which is exactly why he stays in the room, keeping an eye on Kamora's lost prey and making sure it doesn't scurry off somewhere. Poor fool. This is why he stuck to text, no need to let whoever this is know what he's doing.]
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You smell of it. And now, you have given me the answer to a question I have been pondering over. You are very bad at negotiations, Baby Boy. You need to get better if you want to survive here.
But we shall see what to make of you.
Yes. Yes that is the little thing I am missing. A true fool. A feline has no lords or masters. He should have known not to test me.
Block the door with that big lug of a form you call a body. I will be in shortly.
no subject
...r-right?]
What did I just do?
[This cat.
She fucking terrifies him.
Which is exactly why he stays in the room, keeping an eye on Kamora's lost prey and making sure it doesn't scurry off somewhere. Poor fool. This is why he stuck to text, no need to let whoever this is know what he's doing.]