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heeeeeey greed, soooo funny story remember that creepy red guy I was talking about?? the one u told me i should try to avoid???
turns out it's a lot harder than i thought it'd be!! lol but dont worry, i was way more aggressive this time. i probably couldve gone claws out, but then he whipped out this ugly little flier and i kind of felt sorry for the guy and decided to hear him out
turns out he has a little radio station and he asked me to ask YOU if you'd be interested in buying ad time for the nest. he might SUCK, but getting the word out doesnt hurt, right?
...he also asked me and vel to audition, and now that i think about it??? i prooooobably should've questioned how he knew so much stuff about me. i keep forgetting im not famous anymore, knowing that kinda stuff should be weird, right????
aaaanyway, i'll attach this hot mess and leave it up to u! see you laterrr <3
is that right ? glad you could keep it ciivil. not need to make it messy if ya dont have to
[It takes a bit for him to figure out just how to look at the image. But when he does? Oh, oh: does that pique his interest.]
me huh? guess word's got out abut opening night. havent even met the guy yet. how much was he askin for?
[Nevermind that this Alastor, whoever he is, seems to have his connections. He can appreciate a man like that.]
wouldnt hurt but keep certain things to yourself hmn? information's just as good as money. sometimes moreso. better to not give it all away for free dont ya think?
but i'll see how much he's askin'. could end up workig well for us
youre more than just that veneer but i cant denyits a useful trait of yours. one of mine from before here - he was actlly part dog. bt unlike you he wouldnt know style if it hithim in the face
[Aww, boss has a soft spot, that's cuuute. And a GREAT distraction. If Greed keeps saying all these nice things about him, he might explode.]
well if he ever shows up, just throw him our way! ...i mean a part of me WANTS to say cuz im nice enough to give free makeovers, but im not gonna lie, i also cant work alongside fashion disasters. ew.
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remember that creepy red guy I was talking about?? the one u told me i should try to avoid???
turns out it's a lot harder than i thought it'd be!! lol
but dont worry, i was way more aggressive this time. i probably couldve gone claws out, but then he whipped out this ugly little flier and i kind of felt sorry for the guy and decided to hear him out
turns out he has a little radio station and he asked me to ask YOU if you'd be interested in buying ad time for the nest. he might SUCK, but getting the word out doesnt hurt, right?
...he also asked me and vel to audition, and now that i think about it??? i prooooobably should've questioned how he knew so much stuff about me. i keep forgetting im not famous anymore, knowing that kinda stuff should be weird, right????
aaaanyway, i'll attach this hot mess and leave it up to u! see you laterrr <3
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[It takes a bit for him to figure out just how to look at the image. But when he does? Oh, oh: does that pique his interest.]
me huh? guess word's got out abut opening night. havent even met the guy yet. how much was he askin for?
[Nevermind that this Alastor, whoever he is, seems to have his connections. He can appreciate a man like that.]
wouldnt hurt but keep certain things to yourself hmn? information's just as good as money. sometimes moreso. better to not give it all away for free dont ya think?
but i'll see how much he's askin'. could end up workig well for us
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but i did good? u really like this?? yay veneer??
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? of course ya did good. pretty smart of ya to find a way to work with the guy. makes things a lot mor simple especilly if we end up workin with him
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you think im SMART??????
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its just no ones ever called me that before lmaooooo
ill keep trying
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no one ? first tim e for everything i guess. but im pretty surpised your sisterr hasnt said anythin before now
[Who knows. Sibling relationships are a bit more complicated, aren't they?]
there ya go. and if ya see anythin else like this bring it to me first would ya?
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but!! no prob <33 that's my plan, anyway!! just consider me ur cute little info fetcher. kinda like a dog i guess but waaaaay more stylish
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youre more than just that veneer but i cant denyits a useful trait of yours. one of mine from before here - he was actlly part dog. bt unlike you he wouldnt know style if it hithim in the face
[Sorry Dolcetto.]
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[Aww, boss has a soft spot, that's cuuute. And a GREAT distraction. If Greed keeps saying all these nice things about him, he might explode.]
well if he ever shows up, just throw him our way! ...i mean a part of me WANTS to say cuz im nice enough to give free makeovers, but im not gonna lie, i also cant work alongside fashion disasters. ew.
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[He's going to skip over the rest of the details. No need to get into it.]
ha! he might fight ya on that one veneer. but if he does showup i;ll make sure to send him your way
[And it's better to think of the possibilities than dwell on that particular subject.]