"Welcome to HT&T answering service. Unfortunately, the asshole you're trying to reach hasn't set up shit. Leave your name (or don't), your number, and whatever the Hell (ha ha!) message you want. We don't get paid enough for this."
Beep.
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no subject
[He's going to skip over the rest of the details. No need to get into it.]
ha! he might fight ya on that one veneer. but if he does showup i;ll make sure to send him your way
[And it's better to think of the possibilities than dwell on that particular subject.]