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youre more than just that veneer but i cant denyits a useful trait of yours. one of mine from before here - he was actlly part dog. bt unlike you he wouldnt know style if it hithim in the face
[Aww, boss has a soft spot, that's cuuute. And a GREAT distraction. If Greed keeps saying all these nice things about him, he might explode.]
well if he ever shows up, just throw him our way! ...i mean a part of me WANTS to say cuz im nice enough to give free makeovers, but im not gonna lie, i also cant work alongside fashion disasters. ew.
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you think im SMART??????
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its just no ones ever called me that before lmaooooo
ill keep trying
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no one ? first tim e for everything i guess. but im pretty surpised your sisterr hasnt said anythin before now
[Who knows. Sibling relationships are a bit more complicated, aren't they?]
there ya go. and if ya see anythin else like this bring it to me first would ya?
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but!! no prob <33 that's my plan, anyway!! just consider me ur cute little info fetcher. kinda like a dog i guess but waaaaay more stylish
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youre more than just that veneer but i cant denyits a useful trait of yours. one of mine from before here - he was actlly part dog. bt unlike you he wouldnt know style if it hithim in the face
[Sorry Dolcetto.]
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[Aww, boss has a soft spot, that's cuuute. And a GREAT distraction. If Greed keeps saying all these nice things about him, he might explode.]
well if he ever shows up, just throw him our way! ...i mean a part of me WANTS to say cuz im nice enough to give free makeovers, but im not gonna lie, i also cant work alongside fashion disasters. ew.
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[He's going to skip over the rest of the details. No need to get into it.]
ha! he might fight ya on that one veneer. but if he does showup i;ll make sure to send him your way
[And it's better to think of the possibilities than dwell on that particular subject.]