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[nestingdevil]

"Welcome to HT&T answering service. Unfortunately, the asshole you're trying to reach hasn't set up shit. Leave your name (or don't), your number, and whatever the Hell (ha ha!) message you want. We don't get paid enough for this."

Beep.

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Comments

[nestingdevil]

i am arent i? an why are you sayin youre sorry? just keep it in mind thats all

no one ? first tim e for everything i guess. but im pretty surpised your sisterr hasnt said anythin before now

[Who knows. Sibling relationships are a bit more complicated, aren't they?]

there ya go. and if ya see anythin else like this bring it to me first would ya?

[youbeautifulidiot]

vel...doesnt really compliment me with her words

but!! no prob <33 that's my plan, anyway!! just consider me ur cute little info fetcher. kinda like a dog i guess but waaaaay more stylish

[nestingdevil]

thats a shame

youre more than just that veneer but i cant denyits a useful trait of yours. one of mine from before here - he was actlly part dog. bt unlike you he wouldnt know style if it hithim in the face

[Sorry Dolcetto.]

[youbeautifulidiot]

oohhh! so you've always been a big animal lover!!

[Aww, boss has a soft spot, that's cuuute. And a GREAT distraction. If Greed keeps saying all these nice things about him, he might explode.]

well if he ever shows up, just throw him our way! ...i mean a part of me WANTS to say cuz im nice enough to give free makeovers, but im not gonna lie, i also cant work alongside fashion disasters. ew.

[nestingdevil]

sure you could say that though with him it wasa little more complicated. sort of. ah it doesnt matter

[He's going to skip over the rest of the details. No need to get into it.]

ha! he might fight ya on that one veneer. but if he does showup i;ll make sure to send him your way

[And it's better to think of the possibilities than dwell on that particular subject.]