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[Aww, boss has a soft spot, that's cuuute. And a GREAT distraction. If Greed keeps saying all these nice things about him, he might explode.]
well if he ever shows up, just throw him our way! ...i mean a part of me WANTS to say cuz im nice enough to give free makeovers, but im not gonna lie, i also cant work alongside fashion disasters. ew.
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[Aww, boss has a soft spot, that's cuuute. And a GREAT distraction. If Greed keeps saying all these nice things about him, he might explode.]
well if he ever shows up, just throw him our way! ...i mean a part of me WANTS to say cuz im nice enough to give free makeovers, but im not gonna lie, i also cant work alongside fashion disasters. ew.
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[He's going to skip over the rest of the details. No need to get into it.]
ha! he might fight ya on that one veneer. but if he does showup i;ll make sure to send him your way
[And it's better to think of the possibilities than dwell on that particular subject.]