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[nestingdevil]

"Welcome to HT&T answering service. Unfortunately, the asshole you're trying to reach hasn't set up shit. Leave your name (or don't), your number, and whatever the Hell (ha ha!) message you want. We don't get paid enough for this."

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[nestingdevil]

[Eventually, however:]

well wll fucking well HA shouldn't have doubted you at all huh ??

i need that uh . what do they call it ? printed. like fizz's drawing

what do you want for it?

[outrageon]

[Oh, that's cute. She's going to bring him a million printed photos. Actually, come to think of it—]

let's get a phone printer for the bar
if this backwater town has them anyway. our best bet's heaven but who knows

if we find one you can print whatever your greedy little heart desires

[nestingdevil]

mm got a point. think i can trust ya to handle that ? not sure what i'm even lookin for

?? whatever ??

[outrageon]

we're way past waiting 98490324 years to see photos ok that's the stone age

you have a pic on your phone? print it right then and there it's like basically instant

[nestingdevil]

[Holy shit.]

well what are we waitn for then ? how much does one of em cost? eh nevermind. just let me know what they look like

[He is going to steal a printer.]

[outrageon]

Here I'll send u pics

[And she does! Pictures of phone printers!]

It's like a boxy little camera without the lens

[nestingdevil]

[Not Greed, excited in the bar and almost taking out a rack of glasses in the process. No sir.]

get the gold one

[It's rose gold, fake as shit, but he wants it.]

[outrageon]

like I would get anything else ♥

[nestingdevil]

know exactly what i want huh ?

let me know what it comes out to if you pay. if not just make sure none of the feathers catch ya

[outrageon]

money sex gals gold and glam baby I know you

and I never let them catch me doll

wouldnt let you down like that ⋄

[nestingdevil]

least one of you does. three of you

that's my princess. never let 'em catch ya. then they'd have to deal with me and you know i don't like to make things messy if i don't have to

you never let me down

[outrageon]

[Velvet could print out that's my princess and paste it on her wall. Or Veneer's wall, since she's in his room more often. She won't, but she'll wear it on the walls of her heart instead.]

and I'm not about to start!

I'll let you know what happens ☆