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I wasn't always a demon either. Our situations are very different, I'm well aware, but it's not about lying. I'm not calling you a liar. I also don't think I'm that great at explaining what I mean.
What, is all it takes to get you to visit me saying sorry a couple of times? I'll keep that tucked in my back pocket for later.
[ why did he say that? oh no. oh no keep talking that'll definitely make it better. ]
I'm in the midst of faking it until I make it at the moment, but hey! I guess just letting it fly could work for once. Fair warning, it may or may not be great, but you already dug your hole by saying you wanted the real thing.
Yeah. I got your number.
You know you can call me if you need anything too, right?
youre doin that thing again. no regrets with me. even if you arent great at explainin' yourself. no regrets. got it?
ha! AHAHA! no thats not the only thing that would have me come visit. greed the avaricious remember ? all ya gotta do is ask. or let me know. not like i cant make the time. the rest of 'em got most of it covered here if need be. and i'm sure the regulars can miss this handsome face one in a while
[He's a shitty homunculus.]
good keep it. its yours. dont know what a man like you could use but just in case and
[Fidgeting intensifies. His name is Greed. Of course he wants more, but that's not the point of this conversation.]
i'll keep it in mind. i'm kind of hard to kill. pisses a lot of people off. but i'll let you know if someone tries to melt me down ❤️
Give a guy a minute! My last ten thousand years have been all about thinking about my regrets. I'm working hard here.
That so? Well, more for me.
[ and he's a shitty devil. anyway he's dipping his toes into flirting. just a little. hashtag send help. ]
I'm just a guy, remember? Sometimes guys need stuff. Who knows what, who knows when. But it happens.
First off, melt you down???????????
Secondly, good. Put it on speed dial. 💜
[ look the yellow heart seemed right to me but google told me that violet is the APPARENT color of pride so that's what he's sending i guess. what do i know. i thought purple would be lust but that's BLUE. ]
more huh? you sure youre up for that? i'm not the greed you know. but if thats what you want well. who am i to deny you?
[He's playing with fire, but he does not give a damn.]
ok luce just a guy. whats it you really need?
eh. i'll tell ya about it another time. doesn't matter anyway. no one here has tried yet. technically died a couple of times during that whole shadow thing but those are the kind i can come back from.
also you said it may or may not be great. great doesnt matter to me. good bad. right wrong. its all worth having
You say you're not the Greed I know like that's a bad thing.
[ look, sometimes the fire plays back! ]
Depends. I'll get back to you on that.
Yeugh, just the sound of it. Well, I know my healing still works here, so if you run into anything you need help with for that, I'm your man!
Finding worth in everything, huh?
It's a setting on your phone that lets you have a short list of people you want to be able to contact right away so you don't have to look through every name in your contacts.
I can help you set it up sometime, if you wanted. Best to show you in person.
no its not a bad thing. a lot of the ones from your hell just have the whole wrong idea because of him. mammon wouldn't know avarice if it fucking bit him in the ass
what i mean is that i'm insatiable. i'm selfish. it's what i am and what i'll always be. but that doesn't mean it's a bad thing either
eh. don't push yourself if you don't have to. i don't think i've done enough for someone to go through that kind of effort. once was enough and i'm not lookin for a repeat
?? you and the rest. you got this all down huh? could come in handy
Just because my brother has no fucking idea what real greed and avarice are doesn't mean I don't, I assure you.
Be insatiable. Be selfish. Be exactly what the sin is supposed to be. I would never ask you to be anything you aren't. Show me the real fucking thing like I've never been able to see it.
It's not pushing myself. Healing others is easy-peasy! I do hope you won't need it though.
I've had plenty of time to get used to technology! I don't mind helping out with that.
[ he can do this. he can. he remembers his pep talk with oz. ]
oh i like that sound of that. would be good not to have to explain myself for once
HA fuck all right you asked for it. don't forget now. no regrets. besides i cant be anything but me so we'll see if you have the stomach for it. though if anyone does i'm sure it would be you. wouldn't it?
yeah well. i heal just fine. takes a bit and it's messy so we'll cross that bridge when and if we get there.
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What, is all it takes to get you to visit me saying sorry a couple of times? I'll keep that tucked in my back pocket for later.
[ why did he say that? oh no. oh no keep talking that'll definitely make it better. ]
I'm in the midst of faking it until I make it at the moment, but hey! I guess just letting it fly could work for once. Fair warning, it may or may not be great, but you already dug your hole by saying you wanted the real thing.
Yeah. I got your number.
You know you can call me if you need anything too, right?
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ha! AHAHA! no thats not the only thing that would have me come visit. greed the avaricious remember ? all ya gotta do is ask. or let me know. not like i cant make the time. the rest of 'em got most of it covered here if need be. and i'm sure the regulars can miss this handsome face one in a while
[He's a shitty homunculus.]
good keep it. its yours. dont know what a man like you could use but just in case and
[Fidgeting intensifies. His name is Greed. Of course he wants more, but that's not the point of this conversation.]
i'll keep it in mind. i'm kind of hard to kill. pisses a lot of people off. but i'll let you know if someone tries to melt me down ❤️
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That so? Well, more for me.
[ and he's a shitty devil. anyway he's dipping his toes into flirting. just a little. hashtag send help. ]
I'm just a guy, remember? Sometimes guys need stuff. Who knows what, who knows when. But it happens.
First off, melt you down???????????
Secondly, good. Put it on speed dial. 💜
[ look the yellow heart seemed right to me but google told me that violet is the APPARENT color of pride so that's what he's sending i guess. what do i know. i thought purple would be lust but that's BLUE. ]
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more huh? you sure youre up for that? i'm not the greed you know. but if thats what you want well. who am i to deny you?
[He's playing with fire, but he does not give a damn.]
ok luce just a guy. whats it you really need?
eh. i'll tell ya about it another time. doesn't matter anyway. no one here has tried yet. technically died a couple of times during that whole shadow thing but those are the kind i can come back from.
also you said it may or may not be great. great doesnt matter to me. good bad. right wrong. its all worth having
[Squints.]
whats a speed dial
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[ look, sometimes the fire plays back! ]
Depends. I'll get back to you on that.
Yeugh, just the sound of it. Well, I know my healing still works here, so if you run into anything you need help with for that, I'm your man!
Finding worth in everything, huh?
It's a setting on your phone that lets you have a short list of people you want to be able to contact right away so you don't have to look through every name in your contacts.
I can help you set it up sometime, if you wanted. Best to show you in person.
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what i mean is that i'm insatiable. i'm selfish. it's what i am and what i'll always be. but that doesn't mean it's a bad thing either
eh. don't push yourself if you don't have to. i don't think i've done enough for someone to go through that kind of effort. once was enough and i'm not lookin for a repeat
?? you and the rest. you got this all down huh? could come in handy
pick a time and a place. yours or mine
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Be insatiable. Be selfish. Be exactly what the sin is supposed to be. I would never ask you to be anything you aren't. Show me the real fucking thing like I've never been able to see it.
It's not pushing myself. Healing others is easy-peasy! I do hope you won't need it though.
I've had plenty of time to get used to technology! I don't mind helping out with that.
[ he can do this. he can. he remembers his pep talk with oz. ]
Tomorrow night. Yours.
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HA fuck all right you asked for it. don't forget now. no regrets. besides i cant be anything but me so we'll see if you have the stomach for it. though if anyone does i'm sure it would be you. wouldn't it?
yeah well. i heal just fine. takes a bit and it's messy so we'll cross that bridge when and if we get there.
tomorrow night. my place.
see you then handsome
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Call me the curious cat that always comes back. I want to know, so show me. No regrets.
Here's to not getting there.
See you then.
Be ready for me, Greed. 7PM.
[ it's a threat. a threat of a good time. ]