"Welcome to HT&T answering service. Unfortunately, the asshole you're trying to reach hasn't set up shit. Leave your name (or don't), your number, and whatever the Hell (ha ha!) message you want. We don't get paid enough for this."
Beep.
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[Normal? She is just a cat, your honor. What harm could she possibly do?]
[A lot. Buckle up, fuckos.]
Perhaps I shall have to make one. A special occasion.
There are these patterns on him. They are called arrays. They are red and if you have not noticed them by now, you are either more dense than I realized or blind.
Two of his have discovered what they do when pushed a certain way. A dangerous thing, but they brought it upon themselves. They connect to directly to his Philosopher's Stone. Like a circuit. Do you know what happens when you overload a circuit? Tits sure did not.
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[ oh, he needs to be normal about this.
he does not need to be normal about this, he realizes, so he's going to be insane about it instead: ]
Start with him. Dealer's choice of what it is.
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[A lot. Buckle up, fuckos.]
Perhaps I shall have to make one. A special occasion.
There are these patterns on him. They are called arrays. They are red and if you have not noticed them by now, you are either more dense than I realized or blind.
Two of his have discovered what they do when pushed a certain way. A dangerous thing, but they brought it upon themselves. They connect to directly to his Philosopher's Stone. Like a circuit. Do you know what happens when you overload a circuit? Tits sure did not.
Do an experiment sometime. But watch your throat.