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the name's greed ([personal profile] nestingdevil) wrote2024-02-19 03:17 pm

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"Welcome to HT&T answering service. Unfortunately, the asshole you're trying to reach hasn't set up shit. Leave your name (or don't), your number, and whatever the Hell (ha ha!) message you want. We don't get paid enough for this."

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[personal profile] admonish 2024-08-23 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hello Greed.

It appears I‘ll be sticking around after all. Should you feel the need to bare your soul again, you now know how to reach me.

Pay no attention to the name, I made an error in judgment and let a cherub choose a name for me.


[ in fact, don’t mention it at all. he is in misery. sabotaged by his own team. ]
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[personal profile] admonish 2024-08-24 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
If anyone is to blame, I’m fairly certain you jinxed it by talking about it.

Oh, yes, your equivalent exchange. Forgive me for making assumptions.
[ he doesn’t even have to be in the same room with him to catch his utter disbelief. and his sarcasm. ]

I was giving them a chance to make up for all of the clerical errors, I hardly expected them to actively sabotage me.

I am though, admittedly, I’ve spent more time surveying Hell. I don’t mind coming to you if that’s the case. If you’re anything like Lucifer, I’m sure the pomp and circumstance of Heaven can be trying.