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[Excuse him, he's basking in this for a second. There's nothing quite as sweet as just desserts, is there?]
can't take credit for that one blues. looks like someones takin a liking to you. ha ! and the cats got the right idea. havent we alredy had a talk about that papr work of yours ?
you wuldnt like me as much if i wasnt. wonder if its one of kams. old bat does know a few of em down here
[ he won’t be laughing when kitty pets his new jacket. ]
His company is enjoyable when he isn’t chewing on my work.
He followed me home from there, it’s a possibility. I’ve decided to name him Argus, it means watchful guardian. Considering where he came from, I thought it was fitting for him to have this.
You say that like I am new to cats, it’s humans that I am still getting accustomed to. Yes, I know how they work and that they can have unique temperaments.
tht paperwork of yours. this isnt your heaven remember ? not muchh point in it
[He's just going to take a second. Because of course that's Michael's answer.]
always gotta be so formal about it ? theyll go wherevr they want. but i guess you got one on me. the ones back homme could always tell what i was. suppose thats just their instinct huh?
[He can't lie, so he's just gunna skip that whole part about having a collection of them. The heart wants what the heart wants. And avarice wants it all, doesn't it?]
tch you know thats not gunna happen. but suit yourself hmn ? cheeky little shit
ah well not sure how kam's gunna tkae that. you know how she is. make sure yours knows how this thing works beforehand would ya ? wouldnt want things to get out of hand
Then it seems we have reached an impasse, how ever will we move forward?
I plan to not only inform him of the rules, but also bring Kamora a gift to make up for the imposition. He will be on his best behavior, I can assure you of that much, he seemed pleased when I mentioned visiting Hell again.
You call me one, it’s only fair that I play the part.
He can wait outside until I’ve asked her for her permission, I have nothing but respect for her. If she declines, it will be fine. I can take him home and return.
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can't take credit for that one blues. looks like someones takin a liking to you. ha ! and the cats got the right idea. havent we alredy had a talk about that papr work of yours ?
you wuldnt like me as much if i wasnt. wonder if its one of kams. old bat does know a few of em down here
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His company is enjoyable when he isn’t chewing on my work.
He followed me home from there, it’s a possibility. I’ve decided to name him Argus, it means watchful guardian. Considering where he came from, I thought it was fitting for him to have this.
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your choice. you do knoww how cats work righ t? but guess it fits ya doesnt it
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You say that like I am new to cats, it’s humans that I am still getting accustomed to. Yes, I know how they work and that they can have unique temperaments.
You have quite a collection of them yourself.
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[He's just going to take a second. Because of course that's Michael's answer.]
always gotta be so formal about it ? theyll go wherevr they want. but i guess you got one on me. the ones back homme could always tell what i was. suppose thats just their instinct huh?
[He can't lie, so he's just gunna skip that whole part about having a collection of them. The heart wants what the heart wants. And avarice wants it all, doesn't it?]
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[ Is that possible for Greed? Of course not, so there is his answer. ]
Did I word it awkwardly? I suppose I will just have to bring him with me next time to dispel these rumors. I think you will be pleasantly surprised.
[ Argus, don’t do him dirty and run, he will never hear the end of it. ]
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ah well not sure how kam's gunna tkae that. you know how she is. make sure yours knows how this thing works beforehand would ya ? wouldnt want things to get out of hand
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I plan to not only inform him of the rules, but also bring Kamora a gift to make up for the imposition. He will be on his best behavior, I can assure you of that much, he seemed pleased when I mentioned visiting Hell again.
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well dont be surprised if she isnt as giving as i am. as for visitin well. doors always open to you. and you know where to find me
i;ll make sure to have your usual ready. just let me kno w when youre coming would ya?
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He can wait outside until I’ve asked her for her permission, I have nothing but respect for her. If she declines, it will be fine. I can take him home and return.
Thank you, Greed. I will.
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oi oi no need to be so formal remmrber? she may own the building but its still my bar. if shes got a problem she can come talk to me
how many times am i gunna have to tell you? save your thanks for somone who needs it. but yeah sure. it'll be here whenver you decide to come on by