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[...So. Ochako, uh. She has no idea what to get Greed, nor where to even begin. On god, he is probably the one person she is struggling with the most, out of everyone on her gigantic list, to gift something even remotely meaningful. And though she could go for the easy way out of just grabbing booze from literally ANY place in Hell (lets be honest here, the vending machines sell hard liquor and hard drugs...among other questionable items), her moral compass simply will not allow her to purchase alcohol until she is of legal age to do so. Sorry man, no cheap thrills for you this Christmas time.
HOWEVER!!! That does not mean she is completely without something to give! The cherubs and other angels up in Heaven love Ochako, and how sweet and polite she is most of the time...ahem, so when she asks, she is allowed to use the kitchens to make food for herself and others, and BOY HOWDY IS SHE MAKING SOME GOODIES. Lots of them, because she has no clue what else to get this guy and food is never a bad option. Like for real, who in their right mind wouldn't like to get delicious food as a gift for any occasion? And though she's not a ffffucking...Master Iron Chef Plus Ultra S-Rank Gourmet like Bakugou, she is pretty decent at cooking and knows her way around a kitchen. ...And there is an entire kitchen of chefs that are giving her pointers and guidance, and help with one of the recipes because, gasp, it does include a splash of alcohol!!
Greed will get a call from the hotel staff that a gift is being delivered to his suite, and in time an imp will arrive with a push cart of several items under some shiny, metal cloches. The main entree is a rather delectable spread of braised short ribs which looks fan-fucking-tastic and smell even better. The glossy sauce drips from the tend, fall off the bone meat, and they come with a bowl of ultra fluffy, white rice, crisp boiled veggies with a drizzle of sesame oil and crushed sesame seeds, some spicy and sour kimchi if he wants a little kick, a cup of miso soup, and a frothy glass of beer. On the house, because this is technically being served in Hell, and the Hell staff saw all this good food and recoiled in horror that is wasn't accompanied by SOME kind of devilish swill. So...there you go. We stay winning.
NEXT UP is the dessert! A spiced rum cake that is sweet, moist, and has the flavorful kick at the end of a high-quality rum it's been soaking in. The perfect accoutrement and dessert to a rather heavy meal. Everything will be delicious, to the nines and then some, and a card will accompany the whole thing that is simple, but sweet...and reads as follows:
Dear Mr. Greed,
YOU ARE SO HARD TO GIFT!!! OH MY GOSH! WORSE THAN MY TEACHERS BACK HOME!! D8<
Please enjoy the food, I didn't know what else to get for you. 。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。
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Forward Dated to Christmas!!
HOWEVER!!! That does not mean she is completely without something to give! The cherubs and other angels up in Heaven love Ochako, and how sweet and polite she is
most of the time...ahem, so when she asks, she is allowed to use the kitchens to make food for herself and others, and BOY HOWDY IS SHE MAKING SOME GOODIES. Lots of them, because she has no clue what else to get this guy and food is never a bad option. Like for real, who in their right mind wouldn't like to get delicious food as a gift for any occasion? And though she's not a ffffucking...Master Iron Chef Plus Ultra S-Rank Gourmet like Bakugou, she is pretty decent at cooking and knows her way around a kitchen. ...And there is an entire kitchen of chefs that are giving her pointers and guidance, and help with one of the recipes because, gasp, it does include a splash of alcohol!!Greed will get a call from the hotel staff that a gift is being delivered to his suite, and in time an imp will arrive with a push cart of several items under some shiny, metal cloches. The main entree is a rather delectable spread of braised short ribs which looks fan-fucking-tastic and smell even better. The glossy sauce drips from the tend, fall off the bone meat, and they come with a bowl of ultra fluffy, white rice, crisp boiled veggies with a drizzle of sesame oil and crushed sesame seeds, some spicy and sour kimchi if he wants a little kick, a cup of miso soup, and a frothy glass of beer. On the house, because this is technically being served in Hell, and the Hell staff saw all this good food and recoiled in horror that is wasn't accompanied by SOME kind of devilish swill. So...there you go. We stay winning.
NEXT UP is the dessert! A spiced rum cake that is sweet, moist, and has the flavorful kick at the end of a high-quality rum it's been soaking in. The perfect accoutrement and dessert to a rather heavy meal. Everything will be delicious, to the nines and then some, and a card will accompany the whole thing that is simple, but sweet...and reads as follows:
Dear Mr. Greed,
YOU ARE SO HARD TO GIFT!!! OH MY GOSH! WORSE THAN MY TEACHERS BACK HOME!! D8<
Please enjoy the food, I didn't know what else to get for you. 。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。
Your friend this Holiday,
Uraraka Ochako]