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yeah pricne wasnt built as good as i am. but dont let this body fool you. the kid could do a lot more than youd think
guess you could call it that though its not something i can usually do. and its only happened here once. hyou remember those shadows from a few months back ?
[Oh, and if that's not the funniest thing he's ever heard. Him? Down on himself? Greed shoves his elbow into a wall nearby and the boom of his laugh echoes down the hall.]
couldnt be down on myself even if i wanted to. little too selfish for that. besides what would i be down for ? might not have a soul of my own but that doesnt mean very much
? you dont ? thought being a ghost and all youd have one but ive been wrong before
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not that you arent hot its just a change lmao i was surprised
but now im curious. ive only been in someone else's body when i was possessing them
have you been holding out on mutual possession sexy time???
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guess you could call it that though its not something i can usually do. and its only happened here once. hyou remember those shadows from a few months back ?
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i ran over one when i was a car
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[Wait.]
ah ? a car ?
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what stone?
yeah it was a weird day lol
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ah right. a philosophers stone. thats how i was made. guess i havent told you about that yet have i ?
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oh i think ive heard of that but it was hundreds of years ago
so you were made huh? frankenstein style?
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not sure what a frankenstein is but it wasnt like i was pieced together showman. i'm a homunculus. a person that isnt really a person
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youre a ghost right ? i mean before here. think of it like this. we dont have a soul of our own. none of us do. thats what it means to be a homunculus
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fine fine i was just making sure you weren't feeling down on yourself because i wont stand for that no sir
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[Oh, and if that's not the funniest thing he's ever heard. Him? Down on himself? Greed shoves his elbow into a wall nearby and the boom of his laugh echoes down the hall.]
couldnt be down on myself even if i wanted to. little too selfish for that. besides what would i be down for ? might not have a soul of my own but that doesnt mean very much
? you dont ? thought being a ghost and all youd have one but ive been wrong before
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eh nevermind. guess i should see what the rest of these springs do shouldnt i? let the accountant know we'll be openin late tonight would ya?