Who or what is Malört? Great question! Malört (or 'Lört for short) is pesky, pain-in-the-ass, curious (annoyingly so) toucan that Greed may or may not have accidentally made a small tether with when he first started wandering around Sleephatten. But he isn't just any toucan, oh no. With no eyes, too many teeth in his bill, and a split tongue, the bird has definitely seen its fair share of changes. Where he came from is anyone's guess, but most likely he was either an escaped pet, or one of the many creatures that found a way out of the zoo after the fall of everything. Whatever the case, he isn't telling. He's a bird, after all.
Visitors and/or residents of the 'Nest are free to see him around and use him in whatever thread they want! Need something to be poking in your business? Feel free to have this little shit lord show up. Sneaking around and wanna get caught? 'Lört'll have no problem catching you red-handed. Just don't be surprised if he disappears into a vent somewhere after, or scurries away to the find the resident Sin in question to rat you out.
That is, of course, unless you've got something to bribe him with. Speaking of which -
The 'Lört Exchange Now, you might be asking. What the fuck is the 'Lört Exchange? Well, have we got an answer for you! 'Lört will go out fetching for small items sometimes, given the right motivation. It's a toss up on whether or not he'll actually find said thing (if you want me to do a coin flip or a roll for it, just let me know).
For anyone not tethered to him, it may be hard to get what he wants in exchange. It could be some bones (but birds don't eat - shh, shh. He's a fucked up bird, just roll with it), a shiny object, a new toy, or anything else. If you do decide to tether with 'Lört, be warned. It could come with the added consequence of a constant, monotone chirp requesting one, simple thing.
Remember that bird that accidentally added a metric fuck ton of strawberries using their owner's Alexa? Yeah, that but:
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Great question! Malört (or 'Lört for short) is pesky, pain-in-the-ass, curious (annoyingly so) toucan that Greed may or may not have accidentally made a small tether with when he first started wandering around Sleephatten. But he isn't just any toucan, oh no. With no eyes, too many teeth in his bill, and a split tongue, the bird has definitely seen its fair share of changes. Where he came from is anyone's guess, but most likely he was either an escaped pet, or one of the many creatures that found a way out of the zoo after the fall of everything. Whatever the case, he isn't telling. He's a bird, after all.
Visitors and/or residents of the 'Nest are free to see him around and use him in whatever thread they want! Need something to be poking in your business? Feel free to have this little shit lord show up. Sneaking around and wanna get caught? 'Lört'll have no problem catching you red-handed. Just don't be surprised if he disappears into a vent somewhere after, or scurries away to the find the resident Sin in question to rat you out.
That is, of course, unless you've got something to bribe him with. Speaking of which -
The 'Lört Exchange
Now, you might be asking. What the fuck is the 'Lört Exchange? Well, have we got an answer for you! 'Lört will go out fetching for small items sometimes, given the right motivation. It's a toss up on whether or not he'll actually find said thing (if you want me to do a coin flip or a roll for it, just let me know).
For anyone not tethered to him, it may be hard to get what he wants in exchange. It could be some bones (but birds don't eat - shh, shh. He's a fucked up bird, just roll with it), a shiny object, a new toy, or anything else. If you do decide to tether with 'Lört, be warned. It could come with the added consequence of a constant, monotone chirp requesting one, simple thing.
Remember that bird that accidentally added a metric fuck ton of strawberries using their owner's Alexa? Yeah, that but:
Blueberries, blueberries, blueberries.