➥ Location: Kitchen, Back of the House On the kitchen chalkboard next to the stove and oven:
Map of Amestris, poorly drawn, next to a map of Manhattan with tick marks, indicating mileage and distance
Tick Marks, Tallies, and Scribbles:
Been Called An Asshole: ||| Remind to Eat: JX, SD, SR, SZ Bones for Lört Keeper Suit, dream. Eye Cigars, mild Automail mechanic October 3rd
Xingese Sling Amestrian Sidecar Old Dog, New Tricks Lady Lips Railway 13 Do You Love Me? From Drachma, With Love A Kiss from the Mines of Youswell
New Grenade Launcher (JX) The Pencil Pusher (YT) Paintstrokes in Foxtails (K) Fullmetal Rebel (J) Glint in Your Eye (SZ) Dreaming Tomorrow (SR) No Gods, No Masters (SD) Learned Man (V) The Immortal Emperor (LY)
Dolcetto, Roa, Martel, Bido, Ulchi, 'Doc Heinkel, Darius Lan Fan, Fu Edward Elric Ling Yao
Apartments: (Work in Progress) There are 61 apartments above the bar. Most are vacant, but some have been claimed by some of the worst people you know.
Sundowning Whenever he can feel the Sundowning start to creep on in, Greed'll make himself scarce. Usually by slinking off to his own apartment on the upper floor of the building. If yours happens to be staying there or visiting during that time, feel free to have them take note of it. Mostly, he's pacing back and forth, and the rhythm might change depending on whether or not he has his boots on. If they're on, it'll be the drumming click, click, click he's known for. And if not? Anyone on the lower floors might hear the occasional rapping sound of his elongated toe claw as he irritably taps it while making his rounds.
Hark, a form! It's a shitty form, as par for the course. Feel free to use it here to claim your space/apartment in the Shittiest Dive Bar at the End of the World (TM).
If you could comment below though, that would help the lot maintaining this den of scum and villainy.
Character Name: Silco Apartment #, Floor: Apartment 2, Floor 1 Unique Shit: Co-owner, come to him with problems or requests. The apartment itself? Full of plans and schemes.
Character Name: Sharon da Silva Apartment #, Floor: 2-2 Unique Shit:Inside, has a white board & markers attached to her front door with her name written on it. Other residents can write notes/draw stupid things/be a dick as they so choose. She usually wipes it down every week or two.
Character Name: Kalmiya Longwillow Apartment #, Floor: Apartment 4, Floor 4 Unique Shit: Kalmiya doesn't live there most of the time, but Greed has reserved and furnished an apartment for her. She often flies directly into the apartment through the window in the form of a magpie rather than entering through the lobby when she comes over.
Character Name: Johnny Silverhand Apartment #, Floor: Apartment 4, Floor 16 Unique Shit: Johnny's fixed his own apartment and engineered it to retain power during outages, thanks to having a battery backup system comprising of twin electric car batteries that passively recharge during uptime. Music of various genres can be heard intermittently throughout the day, but nothing that would be particularly disruptive (he only goes to 11 in the basement). The door is almost always locked, unless he's expecting guests.
Character Name: Rosie Apartment #, Floor: 2-4 Unique Shit: Aside from her guitar and a handful of trinkets, it looks barren and unlived in. She's not used to having a space to call her own and decorate so she just... doesn't! Eventually, this will change, but for now? It's pretty sparse.
Character Name: Sirius Apartment #, Floor: Apartment 3, floor 4 Unique Shit: Sirius gradually loses himself to his wraith's more aggressive nature unless tethers bring him back or he eats dreams, so he chose a room at the end of the hall in case he becomes violent. He has a deal with Greed to keep him in check if that happens.
Sirius lives at the Nest but he still spends a considerable amount of time at his old haunt the bookstore bar Bilbiotheque. Each time he comes back to the Nest he brings several books back with him so his apartment is covered in books. Also his apartment is always cold.
Character Name: jinx Apartment #, Floor: #4, 1st floor Unique Shit: the inside of her apartment I may come back and edit this later, but the outside, jinx will have her name painted on her front door.
extra notes: sometimes the first floor is booby trapped but jinx disarms it often so no one actually dies or gets fucked up in an injury way.
theres also a billboard by the elevator and at the beginning of the stairs where people can write down all of their basic needs so jinx can go and go shopping for them.
Character Name: Megumi Fushiguro Apartment #, Floor: Floor 5, #4 Unique Shit: While Megumi doesn't live there consistently, he does pop by regularly and keep some essentials around, so he has a place to crash if things get real(er). Or just so he can chill out while Lortel goes off to have a sleepover with the girls, idk.
He's rebuilding the collection of books he lost in the Columbia eruption; this is the main point of note aside from just. Spare clothes and stuff.
There's a notepad stuck to the front door with a pen on a string. Notes can be left hanging up or torn off and slipped under the door as you like. He would like y'all to please keep it reasonable and not just give him a page full of doodles of dicks. (I, on the other hand, welcome ruining his day with doodles of dicks.)
Character Name: 'Hikaru' Apartment #, Floor: #2, Floor 1 Unique Shit: 'Hikaru' is here on a most likely temporary basis after severely burning the bottom of his feet during May's event. He's on the bottom floor so he doesn't have to deal with going up the stairs/elevator, but then again, he can't exactly walk anywhere very easily at the moment. He most likely has to ask a lot of favors from others living on the first floor!
(Forward dated to early September for record keeping purposes!)
Character Name: Jaskier Apartment #, Floor: #4, Floor 15 Unique Shit: He's not really going to have time to move in beyond getting a bed in before shit hits the fan, to be fixed up later if there's ever a chance. 🥲 (The important thing is a balcony right under Johnny's so music x2)
Who or what is Malört? Great question! Malört (or 'Lört for short) is pesky, pain-in-the-ass, curious (annoyingly so) toucan that Greed may or may not have accidentally made a small tether with when he first started wandering around Sleephatten. But he isn't just any toucan, oh no. With no eyes, too many teeth in his bill, and a split tongue, the bird has definitely seen its fair share of changes. Where he came from is anyone's guess, but most likely he was either an escaped pet, or one of the many creatures that found a way out of the zoo after the fall of everything. Whatever the case, he isn't telling. He's a bird, after all.
Visitors and/or residents of the 'Nest are free to see him around and use him in whatever thread they want! Need something to be poking in your business? Feel free to have this little shit lord show up. Sneaking around and wanna get caught? 'Lört'll have no problem catching you red-handed. Just don't be surprised if he disappears into a vent somewhere after, or scurries away to the find the resident Sin in question to rat you out.
That is, of course, unless you've got something to bribe him with. Speaking of which -
The 'Lört Exchange Now, you might be asking. What the fuck is the 'Lört Exchange? Well, have we got an answer for you! 'Lört will go out fetching for small items sometimes, given the right motivation. It's a toss up on whether or not he'll actually find said thing (if you want me to do a coin flip or a roll for it, just let me know).
For anyone not tethered to him, it may be hard to get what he wants in exchange. It could be some bones (but birds don't eat - shh, shh. He's a fucked up bird, just roll with it), a shiny object, a new toy, or anything else. If you do decide to tether with 'Lört, be warned. It could come with the added consequence of a constant, monotone chirp requesting one, simple thing.
Remember that bird that accidentally added a metric fuck ton of strawberries using their owner's Alexa? Yeah, that but:
The rooftop terrace of Devil's Nest is a quieter, more introspective space, meant for the residents of the Nest a place to socialize with their neighbors and friends. It's accessible through the main stairway and fire escape, but not the elevator. It was renovated, and currently maintained, by Johnny Silverhand.
Amenities include:
A small mini-fridge, enough to contain about two peoples worth of meals or a dozen drinks.
An electric grill and sink.
Seating, including various, easily-moved weave chairs, two adjustable loungers, a couch, and a hammock.
A table near the couch, and a side-table that tends to move around as people need it.
A countertop for crafting or cooking.
A pool, heated to keep it steaming and warm even in Manhattan's chill, bordering on hot tub temperatures.
A swing.
A copious amount of tropical fake plants, to make it feel like an oasis untouched by Sleep's infect.
String lights, to keep the area softly and warmly lit even in the dead of night.
Edited 2026-07-16 18:00 (UTC)
Healing Supplies (cw: small mention of wraith themed body horror)
Sirius has the Veins of Moonlight blessing from Sleep that makes your blood glow faintly and imbues it with restorative properties, but only for others. When willingly offered, it can mend wounds or relieve spiritual afflictions. Sirius, however, suffers all the pain he removes. As a wraith, Sirius's blood has dried up as sand but it contains the same restorative properties.
After discovering that veins of moonlight does not lose its restorative properties when bottled, Sirius regularly donates vials of his sand to the Nest's medical supplies. (He has kept the pain transfer detail hidden, but anyone who has or knows about the veins of moonlight blessing can easily figure it out.)
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➥ The Bar
➥ Greed's Notes
On the kitchen chalkboard next to the stove and oven:
Map of Amestris, poorly drawn, next to a map of Manhattan with tick marks, indicating mileage and distance
Tick Marks, Tallies, and Scribbles:
Been Called An Asshole: |||
Remind to Eat: JX, SD, SR, SZ
Bones for Lört
KeeperSuit, dream. EyeCigars, mild
Automail mechanic
October 3rd
Xingese Sling
Amestrian Sidecar
Old Dog, New Tricks
Lady Lips
Railway 13
Do You Love Me?
From Drachma, With Love
A Kiss from the Mines of Youswell
New
Grenade Launcher (JX)
The Pencil Pusher (YT)
Paintstrokes in Foxtails (K)
Fullmetal Rebel (J)
Glint in Your Eye (SZ)
Dreaming Tomorrow (SR)
No Gods, No Masters (SD)
Learned Man (V)
The Immortal Emperor (LY)
Dolcetto, Roa, Martel, Bido, Ulchi, 'Doc
Heinkel, Darius
Lan Fan, Fu
Edward Elric
Ling Yao
Solaris
DR➥ Living Area(s)
There are 61 apartments above the bar. Most are vacant, but some have been claimed by some of the worst people you know.
Sundowning
Whenever he can feel the Sundowning start to creep on in, Greed'll make himself scarce. Usually by slinking off to his own apartment on the upper floor of the building. If yours happens to be staying there or visiting during that time, feel free to have them take note of it. Mostly, he's pacing back and forth, and the rhythm might change depending on whether or not he has his boots on. If they're on, it'll be the drumming click, click, click he's known for. And if not? Anyone on the lower floors might hear the occasional rapping sound of his elongated toe claw as he irritably taps it while making his rounds.
Greed's Apartment (Single Unit on the Top Floor)
➥ Apartments
Floors 1 - 5 have working appliances. Jinx is a busy bird. Please tip your loving Hero of Zaun accordingly. The rest are a work in progress.
(no, seriously, tip the girl, she deserves it)
➥ Taken Apartments
If you could comment below though, that would help the lot maintaining this den of scum and villainy.
no subject
Apartment #, Floor: Apartment 2, Floor 1
Unique Shit: Co-owner, come to him with problems or requests. The apartment itself? Full of plans and schemes.
no subject
Apartment #, Floor: 2-2
Unique Shit: Inside, has a white board & markers attached to her front door with her name written on it. Other residents can write notes/draw stupid things/be a dick as they so choose. She usually wipes it down every week or two.
no subject
Apartment #, Floor: Apartment 4, Floor 4
Unique Shit: Kalmiya doesn't live there most of the time, but Greed has reserved and furnished an apartment for her. She often flies directly into the apartment through the window in the form of a magpie rather than entering through the lobby when she comes over.
no subject
Apartment #, Floor: Apartment 4, Floor 16
Unique Shit: Johnny's fixed his own apartment and engineered it to retain power during outages, thanks to having a battery backup system comprising of twin electric car batteries that passively recharge during uptime. Music of various genres can be heard intermittently throughout the day, but nothing that would be particularly disruptive (he only goes to 11 in the basement). The door is almost always locked, unless he's expecting guests.
no subject
Apartment #, Floor: 2-4
Unique Shit: Aside from her guitar and a handful of trinkets, it looks barren and unlived in. She's not used to having a space to call her own and decorate so she just... doesn't! Eventually, this will change, but for now? It's pretty sparse.
no subject
Apartment #, Floor: Apartment 3, floor 4
Unique Shit: Sirius gradually loses himself to his wraith's more aggressive nature unless tethers bring him back or he eats dreams, so he chose a room at the end of the hall in case he becomes violent. He has a deal with Greed to keep him in check if that happens.
Sirius lives at the Nest but he still spends a considerable amount of time at his old haunt the bookstore bar Bilbiotheque. Each time he comes back to the Nest he brings several books back with him so his apartment is covered in books. Also his apartment is always cold.
no subject
Apartment #, Floor: #4, 1st floor
Unique Shit: the inside of her apartment I may come back and edit this later, but the outside, jinx will have her name painted on her front door.
extra notes: sometimes the first floor is booby trapped but jinx disarms it often so no one actually dies or gets fucked up in an injury way.
theres also a billboard by the elevator and at the beginning of the stairs where people can write down all of their basic needs so jinx can go and go shopping for them.
no subject
Apartment #, Floor: Floor 5, #4
Unique Shit: While Megumi doesn't live there consistently, he does pop by regularly and keep some essentials around, so he has a place to crash if things get real(er). Or just so he can chill out while Lortel goes off to have a sleepover with the girls, idk.
He's rebuilding the collection of books he lost in the Columbia eruption; this is the main point of note aside from just. Spare clothes and stuff.
There's a notepad stuck to the front door with a pen on a string. Notes can be left hanging up or torn off and slipped under the door as you like. He would like y'all to please keep it reasonable and not just give him a page full of doodles of dicks. (I, on the other hand, welcome ruining his day with doodles of dicks.)
no subject
Apartment #, Floor: #2, Floor 1
Unique Shit: 'Hikaru' is here on a most likely temporary basis after severely burning the bottom of his feet during May's event. He's on the bottom floor so he doesn't have to deal with going up the stairs/elevator, but then again, he can't exactly walk anywhere very easily at the moment. He most likely has to ask a lot of favors from others living on the first floor!
no subject
Character Name: Jaskier
Apartment #, Floor: #4, Floor 15
Unique Shit: He's not really going to have time to move in beyond getting a bed in before shit hits the fan, to be fixed up later if there's ever a chance. 🥲 (The important thing is a balcony right under Johnny's so music x2)
➥ Other Info
Great question! Malört (or 'Lört for short) is pesky, pain-in-the-ass, curious (annoyingly so) toucan that Greed may or may not have accidentally made a small tether with when he first started wandering around Sleephatten. But he isn't just any toucan, oh no. With no eyes, too many teeth in his bill, and a split tongue, the bird has definitely seen its fair share of changes. Where he came from is anyone's guess, but most likely he was either an escaped pet, or one of the many creatures that found a way out of the zoo after the fall of everything. Whatever the case, he isn't telling. He's a bird, after all.
Visitors and/or residents of the 'Nest are free to see him around and use him in whatever thread they want! Need something to be poking in your business? Feel free to have this little shit lord show up. Sneaking around and wanna get caught? 'Lört'll have no problem catching you red-handed. Just don't be surprised if he disappears into a vent somewhere after, or scurries away to the find the resident Sin in question to rat you out.
That is, of course, unless you've got something to bribe him with. Speaking of which -
The 'Lört Exchange
Now, you might be asking. What the fuck is the 'Lört Exchange? Well, have we got an answer for you! 'Lört will go out fetching for small items sometimes, given the right motivation. It's a toss up on whether or not he'll actually find said thing (if you want me to do a coin flip or a roll for it, just let me know).
For anyone not tethered to him, it may be hard to get what he wants in exchange. It could be some bones (but birds don't eat - shh, shh. He's a fucked up bird, just roll with it), a shiny object, a new toy, or anything else. If you do decide to tether with 'Lört, be warned. It could come with the added consequence of a constant, monotone chirp requesting one, simple thing.
Remember that bird that accidentally added a metric fuck ton of strawberries using their owner's Alexa? Yeah, that but:
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Art Credit:
➥ Symbol
➥ Rooftop Terrace
The rooftop terrace of Devil's Nest is a quieter, more introspective space, meant for the residents of the Nest a place to socialize with their neighbors and friends. It's accessible through the main stairway and fire escape, but not the elevator. It was renovated, and currently maintained, by Johnny Silverhand.
Amenities include:
Healing Supplies (cw: small mention of wraith themed body horror)
After discovering that veins of moonlight does not lose its restorative properties when bottled, Sirius regularly donates vials of his sand to the Nest's medical supplies. (He has kept the pain transfer detail hidden, but anyone who has or knows about the veins of moonlight blessing can easily figure it out.)