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not bad not bad. though i gotta ask what made you decide to switch it up? from the looks of it you missed out on the little change thats been goin on this month
[There's a pause before he sends another image. It's mostly just his smile. His smile and all those teeth, glinting from a mouth that's by no means his.]
yeah pricne wasnt built as good as i am. but dont let this body fool you. the kid could do a lot more than youd think
guess you could call it that though its not something i can usually do. and its only happened here once. hyou remember those shadows from a few months back ?
[Oh, and if that's not the funniest thing he's ever heard. Him? Down on himself? Greed shoves his elbow into a wall nearby and the boom of his laugh echoes down the hall.]
couldnt be down on myself even if i wanted to. little too selfish for that. besides what would i be down for ? might not have a soul of my own but that doesnt mean very much
? you dont ? thought being a ghost and all youd have one but ive been wrong before
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[There's a pause before he sends another image. It's mostly just his smile. His smile and all those teeth, glinting from a mouth that's by no means his.]
[Least, not originally.]
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and your telling me! its not fair! i want some huge bazongas!!! i nearly drowned in that dumb hotspring trying to get some
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HA wouldn't have that been something ? i've seen a couple around who were turned into women. mght have actually preferred it myself to this
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HA you think so huh ? you might be onto something there showstopper. could be wroth looking into just so i can ditch the pissant's look for a while
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why r u a twink rn
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ah ? a what ?
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and not sure why this plce chose him of all people but you could say ive been in this body befre
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not that you arent hot its just a change lmao i was surprised
but now im curious. ive only been in someone else's body when i was possessing them
have you been holding out on mutual possession sexy time???
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guess you could call it that though its not something i can usually do. and its only happened here once. hyou remember those shadows from a few months back ?
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i ran over one when i was a car
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[Wait.]
ah ? a car ?
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what stone?
yeah it was a weird day lol
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ah right. a philosophers stone. thats how i was made. guess i havent told you about that yet have i ?
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oh i think ive heard of that but it was hundreds of years ago
so you were made huh? frankenstein style?
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not sure what a frankenstein is but it wasnt like i was pieced together showman. i'm a homunculus. a person that isnt really a person
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youre a ghost right ? i mean before here. think of it like this. we dont have a soul of our own. none of us do. thats what it means to be a homunculus
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fine fine i was just making sure you weren't feeling down on yourself because i wont stand for that no sir
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[Oh, and if that's not the funniest thing he's ever heard. Him? Down on himself? Greed shoves his elbow into a wall nearby and the boom of his laugh echoes down the hall.]
couldnt be down on myself even if i wanted to. little too selfish for that. besides what would i be down for ? might not have a soul of my own but that doesnt mean very much
? you dont ? thought being a ghost and all youd have one but ive been wrong before
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eh nevermind. guess i should see what the rest of these springs do shouldnt i? let the accountant know we'll be openin late tonight would ya?